Comedy Caption XIII

[FJRBluesman]

Left to right - Jorstin, djbill, fairlaner

My caption:

Fairlaner on phone. "Yeah 911? I'm down to my last smoke! Send me two packs of Marlboro's to the corner of Malibu Canyon and Las Virginas. Right, thanks mate!"

 

[0Face]

Yeah... Olympia I'm gonna need another zipper.

 

[Patriot]

What's that, nahhh, War of the Worlds was just a radio show...

Well, maybe not...

 

[odot]

Um, I got nuthin.....much like the pic.

 

[yellow wolf]

hello? we just got passed by a big yellow gold wing,thats it we quit!!!!

 

[Gary F]

Earth to mothership!

 

[zzzzip]

Just because it can PARK on gravel, doesn't make it a dual sport....

B)

 

[Rolavine]

Who knew the Rapture was going to be so good for Bikers!

"Stand Back, I'm texting new CO settings!"

"That Latte' maker you sold me drains the battey!"

"Whataya mean there ain't no salvage rights in a National Park?"

 

[zzzzip]

Who knew the Rapture was going to be so good for Bikers!
"Stand Back, I'm texting new CO settings!"

"That Latte' maker you sold me drains the battey!"

"Whataya mean there ain't no salvage rights in a National Park?"

:haha:

 

[Hudson]

Ok, new order for the ride home. The guy who ordered chili is in back.

 

[johnny80s]

Left to right - Jorstin, djbill, fairlaner

My caption:

Fairlaner on phone. "Yeah 911? I'm down to my last smoke! Send me two packs of Marlboro's to the corner of Malibu Canyon and Las Virginas. Right, thanks mate!"

The sooner a mother quits smoking, the better it will be for both her and her baby.

 

[zorkler]

Now that was funny YELLOW WOLF

 

[big_smile_2u]

Huston we have a problem here... what is my plate number? ... I yeah I know it is blue but so are the others!

 

[Steel]

Left to right - Jorstin, djbill, fairlaner

My caption:

Fairlaner on phone. "Yeah 911? I'm down to my last smoke! Send me two packs of Marlboro's to the corner of Malibu Canyon and Las Virginas. Right, thanks mate!"

"Nah... that's just the bikes revving. There aint no trucks on this road!"

 

[BikerGeek99]

"Hey, guys - does this riding gear make my ass look fat?"