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The Italian Scallion
[SIZE=14pt]The pharmacist walks into the store to find a guy leaning heavily [/SIZE]
against a wall.
He asks the clerk, "What's with that guy over there by the wall?"
The clerk responds: "Well, he came in here this morning to get
something for his cough.
I couldn't find the cough syrup, so I gave him an entire bottle of
laxative."
The pharmacist yells: "You *****! You can't treat a cough with a
laxative!"
"Of course you can! Look at him, he's afraid to cough.
against a wall.
He asks the clerk, "What's with that guy over there by the wall?"
The clerk responds: "Well, he came in here this morning to get
something for his cough.
I couldn't find the cough syrup, so I gave him an entire bottle of
laxative."
The pharmacist yells: "You *****! You can't treat a cough with a
laxative!"
"Of course you can! Look at him, he's afraid to cough.
