COW!!! (Joke)

[feejer222]

A man is driving down a winding road, a woman is driving down the same road in the opposite direction. They recognise each other and as they pass, the man sticks his dead out the window and shouts COW !!! The woman sticks her head out and yells DICK HEAD !!!. The woman turns the next corner and crashes in to a huge cow & dies.

If only women would listen

 

[rushes]

HA!

Natural selection.

 

[FJRBluesman]

And so goes the story of Feejers dog-pile by all women on the Forum....

Wait a minute.... Oh never mind, I did it again...

 

[feejer222]

A blonde in a soft top sports car speeds along way over the limit. A woman traffic cop, also blonde pulls her over. The car driver, nervouse, fumbles in her bag for her drivers licence. She pulls out her mirror by mistake and looks at it. Seeing the reflection she mistakes it for the photo on her licence. She hands it to the cop who looks in it and immediately hands it back saying. "OK, off you go, if I'd known you were a cop I wouldn't have stopped you.