Craigs list posting - sometimes a crappy deal

[FJR_pig]

Reply to: [email protected] [?]

Date: 2009-02-13, 7:30PM PST

To the woman that crapped in my car (NE Portland)

We met on Craigslist so I am hoping that this post finds you, I know that

it could quite possibly be the most humiliating first date that you have

ever been on, but I am willing to look past that.

I thought we had chemistry sitting at McMenamins sharing that basket of

Cajun Tots while drinking the Terminator Stout. I really felt like there

was a connection there. I found you to be intelligent and witty and looked

forward to further conversation with you.

At some point in life, everyone has gambled on a fart and lost. It just

happened to be on a first date in the passenger seat of my car. Please

don't feel bad. The package I sent you with Pepto the next day and the note

that said "First dates are always a crap shoot. Call me" was meant to be

funny, not offensive.

I have gambled on a fart and lost on multiple occasions. The first time

I did it was very memorable, it happened when I was five and sitting on my

uncle's lap. I am lactose intolerant, but love cheese. I probably win 95%

of the time, but I don't think anyone wins 100% of the time. That's why

they call it "gambling". I'm the last person to judge you for crapping your

pants. In fact, I am impressed by your boldness. The timing on the other

hand, could have been a tad bit better...like when you're not sitting on a

heated leather seat...

What I am trying to say is that if you want to go out again, I would be

more than happy to take you someplace where we can get a meal that is high

in fiber and less taxing on the digestive tract.

I await your call

Stout

P.S. - If you **** yourself on purpose to end the evening early. Touché.

Thanks,

Pat Arthur

Crown Imports LLC

12880 SW Tapadera St

Beaverton, OR 97008

Ph-503-641-5143

Fax 503-641-3723

 

[ponyfool]

Why'd you use a fake name? Oh, and not everyone has gambled on a fart and lost. Maybe I'm too conservative, but if I think it's remotely close, I sit on a toilet, but, hey, that's just me.

 

[Toecutter]

To the woman that crapped in my car (NE Portland)

Obviously he's not sincere. It's supposed to be "To the woman who crapped in my car". Total objectification. Any refined woman (who craps in cars) would see right through it. Loser....

 

[Tenchi]

That's seriously messed up. So glad I don't have a car.

 

[burninrice]

There's nothing worse than a fart with a lump in it!

 

[SouthernCruizer]

Not sure if I am posting this in the correct area?... but..I have a Mayer seat , slighty used, with some unknown brownish/green stain on pillion seat. Seat also has unidentified, rancid odor. Asking $700 plus shipping.

Post quick, this seat WILL NOT LAST at this price!

:glare:

 

[Rolavine]

I suspect the terminator stout (a truely magnificent beverage freshly made by thrice blessed beer wizards who practice these black arts despite having advanced degrees in organic chemistry or Russian Literature) was accidently replaced with the far more potent MacMetti Mucil Hefel Schzen.

 

[bob-st]

If you google the number 503-641-5143 you get:

Pat Arthur (503) 641-5143 Beaverton, OR 97005 Map

I wonder how many calls he got?

:blink:

 

[big_smile_2u]

Sounds like a set up to me but it was amusing.

My question would this event be reportable to Carfax???

Rick