Dear Abby

[zzkenoman]

Dear Abby,

I've never written to you before, but I really need your advice on what could be a crucial decision. I've suspected for some time now that my wife has been cheating on me. The usual signs... Phone rings but if I answer, the caller hangs up. My wife has been going out with the girls a lot recently although when I ask their names she always says, "Just some friends from work, you don't know them." I always stay awake to look out for her taxi coming home, but she always walks down the drive, although I can hear a car setting off, as if she has gotten out of the car round the corner. Why? Maybe she wasn't in a taxi? I once picked her cell phone up just to see what time it was and she went berserk and screamed that I should never touch her phone again and why was I checking up on her. Anyway, I have never approached the subject with my wife. I think deep down I just didn't want to know the truth, but last night she went out again and I decided to really check on her. I decided I was going to park my Harley Davidson Lowrider next to the garage and then hide behind it so I could get a good view of the whole street when she comes home. It was at that moment, crouching behind my Harley, that I noticed that the rocker boxes on my engine seem to be leaking a little oil.

Is this something I can fix myself or should I take it back to the dealer?

Thanks,

HarleyMan

 

[fjrchik]

oh darling ZZ, it wasn't that long ago.....BTDT

 

[donaldb]

give'em a break.............he's like me..........too many years and too many beers

 

[fjrchik]

so i shouldn't go tell Ponyfool that we've seen that one already too??

 

[GunMD]

so i shouldn't go tell Ponyfool that we've seen that one already too??

What are you, the self appointed joke nazi? Geeez.

 

[Bounce]

naw. we voted her to the job at the last meeting. didn't you get the memo?

guess it sucks to be out of the loop, eh?