Deconstructing a Redneck Squid...

[GeorgiaRoller]

So I'm coming home from work the other day when a fellow taxpayer pulls up next to me. I do a quick take...then a more rapid double take ensues in his direction...concurrently I find myself mindlessly reaching for my cell phone with my right hand and snapping a quick photo whilst not being able to break eye contact with this spectacle outside my drivers window.

As the light turns green and Billy Bob rides off with "Bud Light" the dog I'm left with pondering the vexing question of..."Who's the one riding bitch?".

Redneck Squid Deconstruction:

• Basketball shorts...terrific summer ventilation, especially riding Commando! A+
  
• Unwashed & stained U.S. Flag T-shirt...Perfect 3 season gear protection! A-
  
• Muddy cowboy boots with no socks...where's the spurs? B-
  
• No gloves...Def easier to light a meth pipe without cumbersome riding gloves! A
  
• Dog on tank...much easier to ride with a animal in your line of vision & safer for the animal as well! A+
  
• Full face helmet...Your slipping dude!!! D-
  

 

[ionbeam]

No carpet on the tank to protect the paint or let doggie dig in the toes. No doggles. No Mattel black plastic Nazi helmet for the dog. Fail.

 

[dcarver]

I bet he has Doggie treats in the butt pack.

 

[mferriter]

The red flames add a few HP

 

[wfooshee]

You don't know he doesn't have socks.

Unless you were there when he got dressed.....

 

[RadioHowie]

 

[Mihalis fjr]

Not surprising..!

You can see a lot like them here in Greece,especially the summer..

Αnd worse..without helmet and with flip flops..

 

[Redfish Hunter]

That is awesome! You made me feel smarter and better dressed to start my day, thanks.

Damn. I just realized (again) that your cell phone pics come out better than my camera pics. I feel useless again.

 

[mcatrophy]

No goggles on the dog. D-

 

[ionbeam]

No goggles on the dog. D-

A.K.A. doggles, as referenced in post #2.

 

[bgross]

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"The fashion police? Where we're going we won't need fashion police."

 

[mcatrophy]

No goggles on the dog. D-

A.K.A. doggles, as referenced in post #2.

B*gg*r. Must have had my blinkers on

. That's an F- for me.

 

[mferriter]

I don't know if anyone ever told this guy to be himself.

 

[HotRodZilla]

How, exactly, do you know he's riding commando? From the look of that shirt, I'd really hate to see his chones...

 

[RossKean]

How, exactly, do you know he's riding commando? ...

There's no unsightly panty line! (but he could be wearing a thong)

Now, get that image out of your head!!

 

[wfooshee]

How, exactly, do you know he's riding commando? From the look of that shirt, I'd really hate to see his chones...

Yeah, he musta been there when the guy was getting dressed!

 

[Falko]

I wish my dog would ride the bike...

 

[ionbeam]

A++ for wearing a tee shirt that is long enough to cover all the way down to the top of the stylish shorts.

 

[Fred W]

Tank dogs save lives!