Dave in NJ
Well-known member
Guts or Balls
What's the difference?
GUTS - Is arriving home late after a night out with the guys, being met by your wife with a broom, and having the guts to ask:
'Are you still cleaning, or are you flying somewhere?'
BALLS - Is coming home late after a night out with the guys, smelling of perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar,
slapping your wife on the butt and having the balls to say: You're next, Chubby.'
Just thought you might want to know.
What's the difference?
GUTS - Is arriving home late after a night out with the guys, being met by your wife with a broom, and having the guts to ask:
'Are you still cleaning, or are you flying somewhere?'
BALLS - Is coming home late after a night out with the guys, smelling of perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar,
slapping your wife on the butt and having the balls to say: You're next, Chubby.'
Just thought you might want to know.
