Dice Clayisms...

[OmegaSix]

There was an old lady,

Who lived in a shoe.

She drove her SUV,

Not knowing what to do.

She called on her cell phone,

To talk to her friend.

Rolled over three times,

And that was her end!!!!

:bleh:

And THAT is the kind of crap that rattles around my brain-housing group when I'm toodling down a road full of morons...

Little Miss Muffett

Sat on her Tuffett,

Eating her curds and whey.

Along came a spider

Who sat down beside her,

and said...

Yo! *****!!!! Put down the cell-phone and drive!!!!!

More later as I cook this crap up...

:lol:

 

[OmegaSix]

Little boy blew....

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He wanted to buy a cage!!!!!!

:lol:

 

[nusman68]

Hey, OmegaSix...

Sit down Snapperhead!!

 

[OmegaSix]

Jack be nimble,

Jack be quick!

All you cagers

Are f*ckin' dicks!!!!

 

[FJRandy]

Hey, OmegaSix...Sit down Snapperhead!! 

Exactly!

YO.....sit down there, busted rhymes! :****:

 

[FJRottie]

Silly ******,

Dicks are for Chicks.

 

[OmegaSix]

Old Mother Hubbard,

Went to the cupboard,

To fetch her poor dog a bone.

But, when she bent over,

Rover took over,

And gave her a... STOOPID CAGER!!! GET THE F*CK OUTTA THE WAY!!!!!

 

[OmegaSix]

Hickory, dickory dock,

All you cagers can gobble my ****.

The clock strikes two,

And I away I flew.

My FJR haulin'

Like a sock...

Sock?

WTF?

sock?

That's the best I could come up with?

That sucks...

:dribble:

 

[BrunDog]

Dude, get a hobby.

Sticking stuff in the socket may have altered your brain...

-BD

 

[Caba]

Hickory, dickory dock,All you cagers can gobble my ****.

The clock strikes two,

And I away I flew.

My FJR haulin'

Like a sock...

Sock?

WTF?

sock?

That's the best I could come up with?

That sucks...

:dribble:

To misquote Mr. Clemmens

"Rumors of your downfall are greatly anticipated"

 

[roadrash]

OmegaSix,

Wow you need some serious help. The traffic is getting to you. Show this to your boss and I bet he will give you a payed vacation.

Good luck.

 

[OmegaSix]

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