Surly
Well-known member
There was this small church down in Texas that had a very big-busted
organist. Her breasts were so huge that they bounced and jiggled while she
played the organ. Unfortunately, she distracted the congregation
considerably. The very proper church ladies were appalled. They said
something had to be done about this or they would have to get another
organist.
So, one of the ladies approached her very discreetly and told her to mash
up some green Persimmons and rub them on the nipples of her breasts and
maybe they would shrink in size, but warned her to not eat any of the green
Persimmons though, 'because they are so sour they will make your mouth
pucker up and you won't be able to talk properly for a while.' She agreed
to try it. The following Sunday morning the minister got up in the pulpit
and said...
'Dew to thircumsthanthis bewond my contwol, We will not hath a thermon
thith mornin'.'
Regards
Surly
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organist. Her breasts were so huge that they bounced and jiggled while she
played the organ. Unfortunately, she distracted the congregation
considerably. The very proper church ladies were appalled. They said
something had to be done about this or they would have to get another
organist.
So, one of the ladies approached her very discreetly and told her to mash
up some green Persimmons and rub them on the nipples of her breasts and
maybe they would shrink in size, but warned her to not eat any of the green
Persimmons though, 'because they are so sour they will make your mouth
pucker up and you won't be able to talk properly for a while.' She agreed
to try it. The following Sunday morning the minister got up in the pulpit
and said...
'Dew to thircumsthanthis bewond my contwol, We will not hath a thermon
thith mornin'.'
Regards
Surly
h34r: 
