Disturbing Trends With Bronco Billy

[throttlejockeyTJ]

I live in a rural area. I have been noting the amount of rocks at intersections on the road. Damn as we were coming back from Dinner, a SOB in an SUV makes a right turn with his right side wheels in the dirt. On a bicycle ride one intersection strewn with rocks, some azzhat was making left turns with his right side wheels barely on the pavement. There was a rumble strip in the dirt 90 degrees of travel. He kicked out rocks at least 15 feet onto the road. I would like to set up a spike strip for the bastard. Not all this can be explained by Mr. Magoo's. We were following a Land Yacht earlier that dropped the right side tires off and it was only a bend in the road not a turn. My whole approach to driving has always been Road Racing. Like most of us I take pride in my riding (driving) with vehicle placement & lines. Riding the bicycle I can see how much glass is on the side of the road. One on a MC or car doesn't have the time or the slower higher resolution view to see it. IMHO it is not good on a vehicles alignment or tires to drop off and on the road. All I got to say is I hope the lame azz SOB gets the fawking flat tire he's looking for. I also hope this isn't a lame azz trend that is going to spread. TJ

Note to self. Area growns rocks. Take the time ro run a couple rows of bolders across the dirt on that left & right hand corner. Hope 'them' tries to take the turn before realizing they been F***ed. Mission Control we have a Launching! :yahoo: Bruhahaha

 

[Hoog]

Don't forget to dig about foot deep hole on the other side of the rock. This allows you to use a smaller, less obvious rock and attain the same effect. Now if you really want to send him flowers, two rocks with the hole in between. Then place a 2x4 across the hole (not completely, about 3/4 works best) with about 2 feet laying on the pavement side. A little strategically placed dry brush helps too.....

 

[madmike2]

Don't get too carried away building your "trap". It proves malice and forethought. If you were to accidently leave a large rock or piece of firewood (about 10"-12" in diameter) after fixing a flat or checking under the hood........ :blink:

 

[throttlejockeyTJ]

Roadside 'Memorial'