Do not talk to the parrot.

[Surly]

Wanda's dishwasher was broken, so she called in a repairman.

Since she had to go to work the next day, she told the repairman,
'I'll leave the key under the mat.
Fix the dishwasher, leave the bill on the counter, and I'll mail you a check.

Oh, by the way don't worry about my dog Spike. He won't bother you.


But, whatever you do, do NOT, under ANY circumstances, talk to my parrot!

I MUST STRESS TO YOU:
DO NOT TALK TO MY PARROT!"

When the repairman arrived at Wanda's apartment, he discovered the biggest, meanest looking dog he has ever seen.

But, just as she had said, the dog just lay there on the carpet watching the repairman go about his work.

The parrot, however, drove him nuts the whole time with his incessant yelling, cursing and name calling.

Finally the repairman couldn't contain himself any longer and yelled,

'Shut up, you stupid, ugly bird!'

To which the parrot replied, 'Get him Spike!'


See - Men just don't listen!

 

[HotRodZilla]

That actually made me laugh.

 

[kamal]

Good one Steve!

Glad to see you're in touch with your feminine side.

 

[Riona]

I like this one ;-)

 

[majicmaker]

That made me laugh! )

 

[DennisJ]

Just right for a slow Friday afternoon. Weather is changing so I'm not sure my planned ride across the 410 into Yakima and up the river to Ellensburg and back is going to happen. I can see myself checking the forecast late this evening.