Howardrg
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An Israeli doctor says: "Medicine in my country is so advanced that we
can take a kidney out of one man, put it in another, and have him
looking for work in six weeks."
A British doctor says: "That is nothing, we can take a lung out of one
person, put it in another, and have him looking for work in four weeks.
A Canadian doctor says: "In my country, medicine is so advanced that we
can take half a heart out of one person, put it in another, and have
them both looking for work in two weeks."
A Zimbabwean doctor, not to be outdone, says: "You guys are way behind,
we just took a man with no brain - made him President, and now the whole
country is looking for work.
can take a kidney out of one man, put it in another, and have him
looking for work in six weeks."
A British doctor says: "That is nothing, we can take a lung out of one
person, put it in another, and have him looking for work in four weeks.
A Canadian doctor says: "In my country, medicine is so advanced that we
can take half a heart out of one person, put it in another, and have
them both looking for work in two weeks."
A Zimbabwean doctor, not to be outdone, says: "You guys are way behind,
we just took a man with no brain - made him President, and now the whole
country is looking for work.
