daviddowns2000
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An elderly gentleman was lying in the hospital bed waiting for the diagnosis. The doctor leaned over his bed and said "Mr. Schwartz, there are a couple of things wrong with you. First, you have cancer. "Oh my, that doesn't sound good" said the old man. "Yes" said the doctor "and you also have Alzheimer's Disease." "Well", said Schwartz, "at least I don't have cancer."
