Dr. Bumbutu is highly recommended!

[beemerdons]

 




 

























 













A flat-chested young lady read an article in a magazine that

stated that a certain Dr. Bumbutu in S.Africa could enlarge her breasts

without surgery. So she decided to contact Dr. Bumbutu to see if he could help her.


Dr. Bumbutu advised her, 'Every day after your shower,

rub your chest and say, 'Scooby doobie doobies, I want

bigger ****ies!' She did this faithfully for several months, and to her utter amazement she grew a terrific D-cup rack!


One morning she was running late, got on the bus, and in a

panic realized she had forgotten her morning ritual.

Frightened she might lose her lovely ****s if she didn't

recite the little rhyme, she stood right there in the middle

aisle of the bus, closed her eyes, and said,

'Scooby doobie doobies, I want bigger ****ies.'


A guy sitting nearby looked at her and asked ' Are you perchance









a patient of Dr Bumbutu's?'


Yes I am. How did you know?'


He winked and whispered, ' Hickory dickory dock'...












 















 














 












 












 














 







 

 

[want2ride]

Good one! Reminds me of another one:

A woman was standing in front of the mirror complaining about the size of her breasts. Her husband was there watching and when she continued to complain about having small breasts he said " if you want your breasts to grow rub toilet paper between them daily and you will get results". She thought about this and decided to give it a try. Each day for weeks she rubbed toilet paper between them. After weeks of no results she asked her husband why it was not working. Her husband responded, " hell if I know but I do know it worked for your ***"........

 

[Redfish Hunter]

I have heard the Dr. Bumbutu joke before and I always have the same question at the end. Do you think the young lady and the man on the bus had dinner together that night?

 

[Surly]

Of cause we did.