Eat the Heart of your Enemy!!

[Warchild]

This guy is my new hero.....

Seems like he was motoring along on his CBR1000RR, minding his own business at around 75-ish mph, when a mangy-ass, flea-bitten 10-point forest rat jumps out in front of him.

The forest rat didn't make it.

Now, most on this list know the story of when I tore through one of these hooved cockroaches on the way down to Nevada in May, 2001.

And you know of the soothing mental therapy I performed on the carcass afterward.

Well, I don't have anything on this guy.....

Not *only* did he cut the stupid-ass animal's rack off his head..... he did one better!

He ******* cut the *heart* out of it! YEAH, BABY!!

If you're a granola-crapping, Birkenstock-wearing, PETA-supporting nancy-boy, you probably should bail from this post right now...

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Last chance for all you Delicate Ones to bail...

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The aftermath:

New exhaust packing material:

Note snapped fork leg... DAYUM!

This won't buff out...

All bad here....

Victim looks at the furrow his CBR dug during his off-road excursion...

Victim holds the Rack:

Eat the Heart of your Enemy!

 

[dcarver]

...and with his one good hand, he reached in the bloody cavity, grabbed the still beating heart and tore it out, thus vanquishing the enemy to a never ending purgatory of hell where deer are routinely slaughtered by Peterbilts and sportbikes..

And.. the next morning, for breakfast, he ate.....

 

[Warchild]

And.. the next morning, for breakfast, he ate.....

I hope he ate it in a "healthy-heart" manner by using the George Foreman Grill...

 

[Rogue]

The moral is don't hit forrest rats with little bikes, Make syre the bike will go through the rat.

 

[gasman]

In Colorado one of our traditions is when you get your elk, hunting not running into them with your bike, you eat a raw piece of meat from the elk when you're done gutting it. Sort of a respect thing. JB

 

[FJRottie]

That's why you should sharpen your front fender. :axeman: :axed:

 

[Warchild]

From the amount of forest rat blood on these forks, it appears even they are sharp enough to do the job... :lol:

 

[twowheelnut]

Keeeerap! Ground squirrels just make a little 'yip' when you hit 'em. Hope I never have to post a set of piccies like that!

Question: Judging by the furrow track, it looks like he kept it up for awhile, no?

And using the mirror to scoop out the heart... Touché!

 

[radman]

Only at redline can you have such a "critter" rich mix that you spit it unburned out the pipes. Instead of "cats" he shoulda had "deers".

 

[afterburn]

How much does one of them critters weigh? Guessing from the size of the rack, 150-200lbs? Hitting that, and plowing up about 100ft at an almost 90 degree angle of the road. I doubt he was anywhere near the speedlimits. I'm thinking he's very lucky he only has his arm/wrist broken.

 

[FJRottie]

How much does one of them critters weigh? Guessing from the size of the rack, 150-200lbs? Hitting that, and plowing up about 100ft at an almost 90 degree angle of the road. I doubt he was anywhere near the speedlimits. I'm thinking he's very lucky he only has his arm/wrist broken.

An average buck weighs 150.

Lucky ? Deer strikes happen, and what he got is the average result.

I know a lady who cut one in half and rode through it and home. I think WC stayed up on his.

Many have only damaged the bike. Try hitting a moose.

 

[nusman68]

man, I wouldn't want to piss off that guy....he's a f***ing Terminator! All that and just the arm in a cast? Dude would probably kick your ass, cut your balls off and make you eat them! :dwarf:

OTOH, he could host a new show:

[SIZE=14pt]Two Wheel Deer Hunting with Big Johnson[/SIZE]

with today's guest, avid two wheel deer hunter and family man Warchild!

 

[yanktar]

No Birkenstocks for me!

I prefer to be shod by Ecco, Mephisto--or AlpineStar!

I'm no hunter--but I damn well know the difference between animal welfare (ASPCA) and animal "rights"--PETA. The latter are the asshats who scream at you for using mousetraps. "Oh, I don't worry about mouse-droppings on my counter--I just wipe them off." :dribble:

Guess where I did NOT have Thanksgiving!

They use the term "specism" like it was racism. Sorry. That mosquito that sees me as lunch is dead!

 

[throttlejockeyTJ]

:assasin: If only the rest of the MF rodents would learn from this... :haha:

At home it's me 2 woodpeckers zero.

 

[FriscoJim]

Kind of has a Tony Stewart look to him.