Eeewwwww, grossest thing EVER

[Checkswrecks]

Riding in to work in DC yesterday down the GW Parkway and it was a glorious morning. Rush hour was past so traffic was flowing, the water was on my left, Pentagon on the right, birds chirping, bunnies smiling, and I was following a cute Prius taxi. Suddenly, a head popped out and I was enveloped in a chunky mist of what looked like white clam chowder. The mother-trucker hurled. Just as the smell hit me, the head came back out and he did it again but this time I at least dodged to the other side of the lane. I didn't know the human body could hold so much.

I've been riding for more than 45 years and make a living that regularly means sorting through "people pieces." Flown most of my life so am quite familiar with paper bags in airplanes.

But holy ****, this was one of the grossest experiences I've ever had by far.

 

[Patriot]

thanx for that word picture while I'm in front of my bowl of snap crackle pop

 

[beemerdons]

That is indeed gross, but riding in Old Mexico has this beat! As anyone who travels a lot to Mexico can tell you, the most offensive thing to a ****** is La Basura - The Trash. In 45 years of riding Motocicletas in Mexico, I still have never understood why Mexican citizens feel it is their right to throw their trash out on the terrain - but they all do it, rich or poor, Indian or Spanish.

Over mi mas Caminos ridden in Mexico I've fully learned to carefully observe the vehicles around me. If there's a minivan or station wagon with Los Ninos Pequenos - very small children, I'm especially alert. Because I can't tell you how many times I have had a dirty diaper fillled with baby **** hit the windshield of my motorcycle, with me ducking behind the Plexiglass. Mamacitas Mexicanas think nothing about changing Manuel or Leticia's diaper on the front seat and immediately throwing the ******/pissy one straight out of the car window! ES LAS BAMBAS BUTT BOMB, ESE!

Aye Caramba,****** puke is indeed horrid, but yellow-green infant poo is even worse! Horrible!

 

[Old Michael]

You know, Checks, it's prolly a mistake to start a gross-out competition in THIS place.

Pretty soon there'll be photos, ........and swearing, .....and crying.

 

[ShinyPartsUp]

I just read this thread on the ******* and had to puke. Thanks a lot guys. <_< :dribble:

 

[Joe2Lmaker]

... I was enveloped in a chunky mist of what looked like white clam chowder.

Hopefully, you are not infected.

 

[beemerdons]

You know, Checks, it's prolly a mistake to start a gross-out competition in THIS place.

Pretty soon there'll be photos, ........and swearing, .....and crying.

Mexican baby **** windshield splatter diaper pictures from Michoacan taken 5 years ago are loading up on Photobucket as we speak, Mi Compadre!

 

[beemerdons]

I just read this thread on the ******* and had to puke. Thanks a lot guys. <_< :dribble:

What happened SPU, did you and Farmer Smith's goat tie one on while partying last night? Don't worry, happens to the best of us; just ask BikerGeek and Old Michael!

 

[Old Michael]

... I was enveloped in a chunky mist of what looked like white clam chowder.

Hopefully, you are not infected.

Wonder if that's how ....a friend.... could've contracted gonorrhea in Korea in the 70's?

 

[beemerdons]

... I was enveloped in a chunky mist of what looked like white clam chowder.

Hopefully, you are not infected.

Wonder if that's how ....a friend.... could've contracted gonorrhea in Korea Germany in 1969?

Fixed it for me!

 

[FJRBluesman]

That's enough to prevent anyone from being too close to any vehichle. :dribble:

 

[Tyler]

Hopefully your visor was down... :huh: :dribble:

 

[dcarver]

..but, how did it taste?

 

[Patriot]

Hopefully your visor was down... :huh: :dribble:

ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

:dribble:

 

[SacramentoMike]

..but, how did it taste?

Weeeel, if'n it looks like clam chowder, and tastes like clam chowder . . .

My old man rode a Harley for the cops, back then, sometimes with his buddy "Dutch." Dutch chewed tobacco.

They hadn't ridden together much before Pop let him know real clearly, "from now on, I lead."

 

[BikerGeek99]

I just read this thread on the ******* and had to puke. Thanks a lot guys. <_< :dribble:

What happened SPU, did you and Farmer Smith's goat tie one on while partying last night? Don't worry, happens to the best of us; just ask BikerGeek and Old Michael!

Few cripe's sake, Don.

Let it GO, would you??

I mean, it was just the one goat, just the one time.

I know you're jealous that it picked me and all, but, really, you'd think a man of your advanced age would be able to just let it go...

 

[wheatonFJR]

I have no idea why I opened this thread...Darwin's law, curiosity killed the cat...and it sucks here as well. :angry2:

 

[Tyler]

I have no idea why I opened this thread...Darwin's law, curiosity killed the cat...and it sucks here as well. :angry2:

It's like watching a train wreck... ya just can't look away. :dribble:

 

[beemerdons]

I have no idea why I opened this thread...Darwin's law, curiosity killed the cat...and it sucks here as well. :angry2:

It's like watching a train wreck... ya just can't look away. :dribble:

So Ty and Mark, I take this to mean you don't want to hear the story about SkooterG back in November of 2004 standing in the lobby of Madame Leticia's Whorehouse in Guerrero *****, Baja California Sur drunk and wearing only his tighty-whities with a fist full of 500 peso notes in his right hand, bottle of Herradure Tequila in his left? OK, I'll just save it for the campfire at CFR then!