Elk Sex

[HotRodZilla]

Beemerdons and Old Michael are drinking in a bar. OM says, "Did you know that elks have sex 10 to 15 times a day?"

"Aw crap..," says Don, "and I just joined the Knights of Columbus!"

 

[RadioHowie]

Huh...and all these years I figured Don for a Moose!

 

[beemerdons]

AJ, you forgot to mention Herr Petey and his date Inga were also in the bar drinking with us! JSNS, Prost!

 

[bluesdog]

Huh...and all these years I figured Don for a Moose!

Gotta be a transgendered... moose...human.... thing. Only the bulls grow antlers.

 

[Bugnatr]

Good one Zilla, gonna get some smileage from that one.

 

[Uncle Hud]

10 to 15 times a day? With the same cow elk? I'm trying to imagine if that would be ..... well ..... boring.

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Probably not.

 

[HotRodZilla]

Huh...and all these years I figured Don for a Moose!
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Do you have the picture of that girl that is not doctored up to excite you? She's crazy hawt...Well, except for that current head.

10 to 15 times a day? With the same cow elk? I'm trying to imagine if that would be ..... well ..... boring. .

Probably not.

No, but how many showers a day would that require?

 

[bluesdog]

10 to 15 times a day? With the same cow elk? I'm trying to imagine if that would be ..... well ..... boring.

During rut, (which is only in the fall), the cow elk, and yearling calves, are grouped into harems by the bulls. Variety is the spice of life, even for elk!

Most of the year, the bulls are solitary, or live in small bachelor groups. No sex, unless there are gay elk(?)

AJ, the bulls don't shower, but they do cover themselves with urine-soaked mud to attract the cows. Try it sometime, and tell us how it works out!

 

[wheatonFJR]

10 to 15 times a day? With the same cow elk? I'm trying to imagine if that would be ..... well ..... boring.

During rut, (which is only in the fall), the cow elk, and yearling calves, are grouped into harems by the bulls. Variety is the spice of life, even for elk!
Most of the year, the bulls are solitary, or live in small bachelor groups. No sex, unless there are gay elk(?)

AJ, the bulls don't shower, but they do cover themselves with urine-soaked mud to attract the cows. Try it sometime, and tell us how it works out!

Donnie and AJ have tried that already...with SkooterG. He seemed to be attracted to it I hear.