bigjimbiker
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An old couple from Fargo (he a stutterer and she hard of hearing) were travelling to Florida in the family sedan for a vacation.
On their way through Georgia they had to stop for gas so Pa pulled into the full service lane of a Sunoco station.
The attendant came out and said, "Can I help you sir?"
Pa says, "F-f-f-fill 'er up."
Ma says, "What'd he say, what'd he say?"
Pa says, "H-h-he s-s-aid can I h-h-help you and I s-s-said f-f-fil 'er up."
Pumping the gas the attendant says, "See ya'll are from Dakota, where ya' headed?"
Pa says, "F-F-Florida."
Ma says, "What'd he say, what'd he say?"
Pa says, "H-h-he s-s-said he saw we was f-f-from D-D-Dakota and w-w-wanted to know w-w-where we w-w-were headed and I t-t-told him F-F-Florida."
Attendant says, "What city in Dakota?"
Pa says, "F-F-Fargo."
Ma says, "What'd he say, what'd he say?"
Pa says, "H-h-he wanted to know w-w-what c-c-city in D-D-Dakota and I told him F-F-Fargo."
Attendant says, "Ah Fargo, I been there," he says, "Matter of fact I got laid there...worst piece of ass I ever had!"
Ma says, "What'd he say, what'd he say?"
Pa says, "H-h-he s-s-says he thinks h-h-he knows you!"
On their way through Georgia they had to stop for gas so Pa pulled into the full service lane of a Sunoco station.
The attendant came out and said, "Can I help you sir?"
Pa says, "F-f-f-fill 'er up."
Ma says, "What'd he say, what'd he say?"
Pa says, "H-h-he s-s-aid can I h-h-help you and I s-s-said f-f-fil 'er up."
Pumping the gas the attendant says, "See ya'll are from Dakota, where ya' headed?"
Pa says, "F-F-Florida."
Ma says, "What'd he say, what'd he say?"
Pa says, "H-h-he s-s-said he saw we was f-f-from D-D-Dakota and w-w-wanted to know w-w-where we w-w-were headed and I t-t-told him F-F-Florida."
Attendant says, "What city in Dakota?"
Pa says, "F-F-Fargo."
Ma says, "What'd he say, what'd he say?"
Pa says, "H-h-he wanted to know w-w-what c-c-city in D-D-Dakota and I told him F-F-Fargo."
Attendant says, "Ah Fargo, I been there," he says, "Matter of fact I got laid there...worst piece of ass I ever had!"
Ma says, "What'd he say, what'd he say?"
Pa says, "H-h-he s-s-says he thinks h-h-he knows you!"
