Facts About ***

[Tyler]

At Any Given Moment:

FACT: 79,000,000 people are engaged in *** - right now!

FACT: 58,000,000 are kissing.

FACT: 37,000,000 are relaxing after having ***.

FACT: 1 elderly person is reading this email.

You hang in there, Sunshine ........

 

[John d]

Jees, I just about dropped my cane!

 

[not2shabby]

And 1 was typing it!! :lol:

 

[SacramentoMike]

FACT: 79,000,000 people are engaged in *** - right now!

FACT: 58,000,000 are kissing.

FACT: 37,000,000 are relaxing after having ***.

FACT: 1 elderly person is reading this email.

Think that last figure is a little low. . .

 

[user 6393]

does it count that I was reading it in my bath robe?

half nekkid gets points, right?

:blink:

 

[Zorlac]

does it count that I was reading it in my bath robe?

half nekkid gets points, right?

:blink:

Nah, only the Full Monty counts.

 

[MCRIDER007]

At Any Given Moment:

FACT: 1 elderly person is reading this email.

Define elderly........ :banghead:

 

[HotRodZilla]

What if I read that email while I was relaxing after ***??

 

[petey]

What if I read that email while I was relaxing after ***??

HotRod.....wake up, your dreaming.

 

[bradman]

Damn, I'm the old fart reading about the "excitement" LOL

 

[Surly]

Does this mean I have to change my name to

Sunshine?

 

[TomInPA]

What if I read that email while I was relaxing after ***??

I don't know what to say.

Friday? :lol:

 

[azitlies]

Has anybody seen my blankie? I need my blankie for my legs...

 

[ULEWZ]

What if I read that email while I was relaxing after ***??

I don't know what to say.

I do, YUCK.

 

[majicmaker]

Guys! Get a room! You're scaring the neighbors!

 

[HotRodZilla]

Something is seriously wrong with you people.

Tom...You are now on my "list".

 

[airboss]

Tyler, we're old not dead!

 

[BigPaz]

FACT: 1 elderly person is reading this email.

i'm just gonna guess and say the lack of *** has made you just slightly crazy, since this is a forum post and NOT an e-mail.

just sayin...

P.

 

[beemerdons]

Tyler, we're old not dead!

Careful there Karl, every month when I receive my copy of the Pipefitters Journal I first turn to the Obituaries section to make sure that I am not listed in there! nuff' said!