Fairlaner and his Merry Pranksters (take on Reno)

[RenoJohn]

Well it seems that Fairlaner and his posse of Merry Pranksters are kicking-*** on their first leg toward CFR...

(STM map here clicky)

Their first stop is Reno USA .....and they're making it an overnight crime. I'll be meeting up with these phruckers this afternoon

(uhhh, they said they need a nap ...........HA! This is Reno)

Oh, and BTW, the posse consists of: DJBill, Jorstin and MCRide

So, I have zero doubt that I can & will show these guyz some Reno-Style-Frivolity --Some soCA phools coming to the top end of Nevada for the night~ ...I hope they know what they're getting themselves into.

.....Nevertheless, if you want to post here as to what you expect RenoJohn to have in store for these wayward riders tonight ...please post up and I'll do my best to make sure that no stone is left unturned.

I may not be able to violate every law of nature, decency, morality and common-sense, but I promise I'll do my best with these phags.

.....post up your thoughts

~~~~~~~~~and stay tuned.

 

[luvtoride]

Uhhhhh, first person that passes out gets their fingernails painted? As luck has it, this prank works best with men... & manly women.

 

[luvtoride]

Oh, forgot tosay... don't forget to hide the polish remover

 

[Tyler]

Clothing optional? :lol:

.....Nevertheless, if you want to post here as to what you expect RenoJohn to have in store for these wayward riders tonight ...please post up and I'll do my best to make sure that no stone is left unturned.
I may not be able to violate every law of nature, decency, morality and common-sense, but I promise I'll do my best with these phags.

.....post up your thoughts

~~~~~~~~~and stay tuned.[/b]

 

[johnny80s]

Strippers

Male Strippers

 

[FJRONAMISSION]

Uhhhhh, first person that passes out gets their fingernails painted? As luck has it, this prank works best with men... & manly women.

Paint their finger nails..!???!!???!??!....... lets see... first, get a really fat chick, I mean....... ya have to butter her hips to get her in the room!! you

know... somethin Bust would like... put victim on their back, put the hoochee girl just touching the top of their head with her ....... Hootchee.... and last

but not least..... glue their nutsack to their leg..... that should make the rest of the ride to CFR interesting....... :dribble:

Just say'n.........

B

 

[luvtoride]

Good lord... I was just thinking about humiliating them. It is obvious that we don't think along the same lines.

 

[airboss]

Uhhhhh, first person that passes out gets their fingernails painted? As luck has it, this prank works best with men... & manly women.

Paint their finger nails..!???!!???!??!....... lets see... first, get a really fat chick, I mean....... ya have to butter her hips to get her in the room!! you

know... somethin Bust would like... put victim on their back, put the hoochee girl just touching the top of their head with her ....... Hootchee.... and last

but not least..... glue their nutsack to their leg..... that should make the rest of the ride to CFR interesting....... :dribble:

Just say'n.........

B

Remind me to NEVER drink any thing stronger than water in your presense. :wacko:

 

[Bustanut joker]

Damn!! another secret gets out

Who ratted me out Brian?

:jester:

 

[johnny80s]

Brian you would be into grabbing nutsacks. I always wondered about you.

 

[RenoJohn]

Uhhhhh, first person that passes out gets their fingernails painted? As luck has it, this prank works best with men... & manly women.

uhhh, not sure about VA, but here in Nevada , well, .... I think Reno can dish up a bit more than painted nails and freezing underwear. Thanks for the thoughts and ....next time I'm at 3rd grade slumber party ..I'll keep this in mind.

Clothing optional? :lol:

I think they'll be a lot more than clothes being shed tonight. Dignity, respect, fear of dressing farm animails in women's clothing ~~~~~to name but a few...

Paint their finger nails..!???!!???!??!....... lets see... first, get a really fat chick, I mean....... ya have to butter her hips to get her in the room!! youknow... somethin Bust would like... put victim on their back, put the hoochee girl just touching the top of their head with her ....... Hootchee.... and last

but not least..... glue their nutsack to their leg..... that should make the rest of the ride to CFR interesting....... :dribble:

Just say'n.........

B

Nice, good post fjrmission ....this has made the short list of a very good list. I can assure you that your thoughts will be the least of what will happen tonight.Catch a plane up to Reno ...I'll have a limo pick you up, you don't want to miss tonight.

Well boyz and girlz, keep the suggestions coming .....I see the posse has recently crossed the Nevada border, so me thinks I may rendevous with them before long

....I'll be watching this thread for ideas.

OH, and yes, I do have my pocket cam-corder with me

 

[FJRONAMISSION]

I knew Reno was damaged the first time I saw um............. thats why we get along.........

B

 

[RenoJohn]

Well, the gang arrived and currently checking in to the Hotel. Life as they currently know it is over.......

 

[Tyler]

Well, the gang arrived and currently checking in to the Hotel. Life as they currently know it is over.......

Has anyone notified the authorities? Oh never mind... I'm sure they'll know soon enough... :blink:

 

[Fairlaner]

you guys are killing me....

R

 

[Tyler]

you guys are killing me....
R

I think that would be the humane thing given the other plans RJ may have for you... :dribble:

 

[dcarver]

I know Richard can hang. Don't know the other victims... :rofl:

..and remember - it didn't happen unless there is pix/video... just sayin'....

dcarver, near 'Coors de Arlene' I-da-hoe!

 

[luvtoride]

What a real charmer you are Reno.

 

[Patriot]

Uhhhhh, first person that passes out gets their fingernails painted? As luck has it, this prank works best with men... & manly women.

uhhh, not sure about VA, but here in Nevada , well, .... I think Reno can dish up a bit more than painted nails and freezing underwear. Thanks for the thoughts and ....next time I'm at 3rd grade slumber party ..I'll keep this in mind.

Clothing optional? :lol:

I think they'll be a lot more than clothes being shed tonight. Dignity, respect, fear of dressing farm animails in women's clothing ~~~~~to name but a few...

Paint their finger nails..!???!!???!??!....... lets see... first, get a really fat chick, I mean....... ya have to butter her hips to get her in the room!! youknow... somethin Bust would like... put victim on their back, put the hoochee girl just touching the top of their head with her ....... Hootchee.... and last

but not least..... glue their nutsack to their leg..... that should make the rest of the ride to CFR interesting....... :dribble:

Just say'n.........

B

Nice, good post fjrmission ....this has made the short list of a very good list. I can assure you that your thoughts will be the least of what will happen tonight.Catch a plane up to Reno ...I'll have a limo pick you up, you don't want to miss tonight.

Well boyz and girlz, keep the suggestions coming .....I see the posse has recently crossed the Nevada border, so me thinks I may rendevous with them before long

....I'll be watching this thread for ideas.

OH, and yes, I do have my pocket cam-corder with me

ah, classy...