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[jpalamaro]

A husband was in big trouble when he forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife told him,"Tomorrow there better be something in the driveway for me that goes zero to 200 in 2 seconds flat." The next morning the wife found a small package in the driveway. She opened it and found a brand new bathroom scale.

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[wyowags]

My son told me that one last weekend. Freakin' hilarious, but very dangerous in real life!