Favorite Motorcycling Quotes from the Internet

[yamafitter]

Since I have to spend the next five weeks in this air cast while my Achilles Tendon tries to mend itself I thought I would completely waste my time reading ride reports over on some of the other forums. I came across this little gem by EvilClown on ADVRider....

Somewhere in one of my GoPro videos I think I said, "The only thing that could make us any dorkier is if we were on GSs."

This made me think we need a clearing house of sorts for the little pearls that we stumble across from time to time. Have fun adding on......

 

[Redfish Hunter]

Also found on ADVRider, "Never run out of traction, ideas, and real estate all at the same time."

 

[PhilJet09]

"I had to lay it down..." Seen on every motorcycle forum, from time to time.

Almost always makes me roll my eyes.

 

[bgross]

The 'mental health' theme:

"Sometimes you gotta burn a couple tanks of fuel to get your mind right."

Or

"There are few problems in life that can't be improved by a ride."

Or

"You never see a motorcycle parked in front of a psychiatrist's office."

 

[AVGeek]

This is from me, based on some individuals and associations trying to close down public lands:

"I'll relinquish my right to ride when you relinquish your right to breath"

 

[Redfish Hunter]

Seen on a sportbike forum: "And as I shifted into 6th gear I couldn't remember a single thing she said...".

 

[lnewlf]

"If you can read this......"

 

[HotRodZilla]

"Loud pipes save lives."

"Live free, ride hard."

 

[ionbeam]

I will never sell my Miss Lucy Liu! Even though I am a confirmed Beemerholic addict, my 2003 FJR is the best motorcycle I have owned in all my moto riding years!

beemerdons

 

[Geezer]

"Yes Officer I did see the Speed Limit sign I just didn't see YOU"

Niehart's sig line on FJRForum

 

[painman]

If I have to explain you wouldn't understand. pm.

 

[lonerider]

"Hey, Jim Bob, hold my beer and watch this!"

 

[lnewlf]

"If you can read this......"

"the bitch fell off"

 

[bluesdog]

There are old bikers; there are bold bikers; but very few old bold bikers...

 

[xc1974]

It's a good thing the wind can't wear out your helmet.

 

[Surly]

"Ride it like you stole it."

 

[HotRodZilla]

"Don't eat yellow snow."

 

[Niehart]

Be reasonable, do it my way!

 

[MEM]

"Yes Officer I did see the Speed Limit sign I just didn't see YOU"

DCarvers sig line on FJRForum

Who had it first? dcarver or Niehart ?