beemerdons
Certifiable Old Fart
Subject: It's tough getting old!
An old man was sitting on a train across from a blonde wearing
a very tiny mini skirt.
Despite his efforts, Niehart was unable to stop staring at the top of her thighs.
To his delight, he realized she was not wearing underwear.
She saw him staring and inquired, "Are you looking at my vagina?"
“Yes, I’m sorry," Dave replied and promised to avert his eyes.
"It’s quite all right," she replied,
"It’s very talented, watch this, I’ll make it blow a kiss to you."
Sure enough the vagina blew him a kiss.
The old man was completely astounded and inquired
what else it could do.
"I can also make it wink," she replied.
Niehart stared in amazement as the vagina winked at him.
"Come and sit next to me," she said, patting the seat.
He moved over and she asked,
“Would you like to stick a couple of fingers in?"
Stunned, Dave asked, “You’re shitting me, you mean it can whistle, too?”
It's tough getting old.
An old man was sitting on a train across from a blonde wearing
a very tiny mini skirt.
Despite his efforts, Niehart was unable to stop staring at the top of her thighs.
To his delight, he realized she was not wearing underwear.
She saw him staring and inquired, "Are you looking at my vagina?"
“Yes, I’m sorry," Dave replied and promised to avert his eyes.
"It’s quite all right," she replied,
"It’s very talented, watch this, I’ll make it blow a kiss to you."
Sure enough the vagina blew him a kiss.
The old man was completely astounded and inquired
what else it could do.
"I can also make it wink," she replied.
Niehart stared in amazement as the vagina winked at him.
"Come and sit next to me," she said, patting the seat.
He moved over and she asked,
“Would you like to stick a couple of fingers in?"
Stunned, Dave asked, “You’re shitting me, you mean it can whistle, too?”
It's tough getting old.
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