Forks are stuck in locked position

[vectervp1]

[Now I wait, either it happens in 3-4 working days as Yamaha has promised or it happens in 2+ weeks as TwoWheelNut has predicted. It's up to the gods.

Well things don't arrive from Japan in 3 days, UNLESS, you are payin MEGA freight charges.

And this lock will not be keyed to the rest of your bike. get it from the dealer before the install and have a locksmith get it right, then add the bill back to Yamma Mamma.

Hi, BTW This is JW or John the drownning fellow as you recall. Who the hell are you?

No ******* way. If you are John Word, then why didn't you say so earlier and.... name the person that lived down the street from you and was killed in a car wreck driving a Porche.

Why didn't I say so earlier? Oh yeah, I know Yamma Jamma in Tx WTF was I thinking?

Randle Simmons

No, The answer is not Randle Simmons. It was Tommy Owens. The John Word I knew lived just a few houses up Canterbury Road from Tommy. You must be another John Word that almost got caught in a current under the old 280 bridge. Damn, What a coincidence.

Ps If you really are John Word, when I first wrote your name, wha'd you do?...go hide in a closet and put on your tin foil helmet. LOL

No, Tom Owens still has his Porche and runs the Kings Ranch and does Strong man competition to raise money.

I'm still friends with his brother. The Tommy Owens that I know was killed years ago. I don't think that we know each other. Sorry.

Welcome to quotation hell. The goal, if accepted,is to create one whole page consisting of one post and quotes. Begin......NOW!

What are the rules again? :huh:

Really! You guys need to learn to use the "add reply" button rather than the +quote "reply button. But hey, I'll play the game. Your turn, Dave.

Or perhaps learn to edit all the past quotes and just answer the last (most pertinent) response. Sheesh!

Mmmm... look at all the pretty lines..... :dribble:

 

[twowheelnut]

Fook! I've just been barred from over quoting Arties post! :angry:

10 bucks sez this **** gets closed by noon tomorrow.

 

[Fencer]

Hey Yamma Jamma,

You are correct, we don't know each other.

I'm just fookin with the new guy. Gotcha

FYI

Tom Owen

 

[Yamma Jamma]

Hey Yamma Jamma,You are correct, we don't know each other.

I'm just fookin with the new guy. Gotcha

FYI

Tom Owen

"Ps If you really are John Word, when I first wrote your name, wha'd you do?...go hide in a closet and put on your tin foil helmet. LOL "

Yeah, you got me.

 

[Bustanut joker]

10 bucks sez this **** gets closed by noon tomorrow.

Noon here and still goin'. must be all the admins still sleepin' out that way eh? Bums!

What the hell was this aboot anyway :huh:

:jester:

 

[Silent]

You have posted more than the allowed number of quoted blocks of text

D'oh!

 

[Fencer]

10 bucks sez this **** gets closed by noon tomorrow.

Noon here and still goin'. must be all the admins still sleepin' out that way eh? Bums!

What the hell was this aboot anyway :huh:

:jester:

Fookin with the new guy wadnit?

oooohhh look more pretty lines

 

[Bustanut joker]

10 bucks sez this **** gets closed by noon tomorrow.

Noon here and still goin'. must be all the admins still sleepin' out that way eh? Bums!

What the hell was this aboot anyway :huh:

:jester:

Fookin with the new guy wadnit?

oooohhh look more pretty lines

Oh yeah! new guys suck :yahoo: 'till thier old guys :graduated:

Lessee if we can start another multi quote thread :argue: I like the colors too

:jester:

 

[Yamma Jamma]

Its been a few days since any a yall popped off.

Kinda miss you ******* and yall's raggedy ****.

My lock is supposed to be in Houston tomorrow. TwoWheelnutcase's prediction that it would take two weeks was off the mark,

but they are trying to ease me into the idea of having two keys for one bike. That don't seem right, now does it?

Yamma

ps

Did you hear what the real reason was that God kicked Adam and Eve out of the garden of Eden?

No, he couldn't care less about apples or snakes. That was just the front story.

Actually...told her to stay out of the ocean....he's still tryin to get the smell off the fish.

Awww man...and yall thought that thing about "Good Morning Ladies" was bad.

This thread contributes nothing to the well being of society or the honor of decent men. It is locked.

 

[odot]

twisted nut case? That's half the population in here.....where's captain america when we need him to spout out some flow chart on the end of mankind as we know it?

 

[twowheelnut]

My lock is supposed to be in Houston tomorrow. TwoWheelnutcase's prediction that it would take two weeks was off the mark

Yeah, well, 3 days didn't cut it either, did it, Yamma Jommo (say in Spanish)? And it ain't here yet. :****:

but they are trying to ease me into the idea of having two keys for one bike. That don't seem right, now does it?

See, you spreading bad juju is coming back to haunt you. That oughtta set you straight.

:rofl: Jebus! I keel myself sumptines!

 

[Yamma Jamma]

My lock is supposed to be in Houston tomorrow. TwoWheelnutcase's prediction that it would take two weeks was off the mark

Yeah, well, 3 days didn't cut it either, did it, Yamma Jommo (say in Spanish)? And it ain't here yet. :****:

but they are trying to ease me into the idea of having two keys for one bike. That don't seem right, now does it?

See, you spreading bad juju is coming back to haunt you. That oughtta set you straight.

:rofl: Jebus! I keel myself sumptines!

Ya think. Didn't take you very long up to show up around here, uglyin the place up naa did it.

You know they got sumpun they can give for that turrette's these days.....lol

ps they aint no L in "mysef"

pss I gotta go play tennis. Lay it on, I'll read it when I get back....lol

 

[twowheelnut]

Tennis? TENNIS?! Mmmmmkay, all is understood.

 

[Bustanut joker]

Tennis <_< Maan , Yer just askin' for it ain't ya Yamma :dntknw:

:jester:

 

[Yamma Jamma]

Got in to late too play...have to pick it up later. Got your note TwoWheel, nice note (didn't know how to pm back) . You're obviously a good guy that likes to have fun. I think I'm gonna like it around here.

Yamma Jammo (spanish Pron) signing off.

 

[twowheelnut]

Got in to late too play...have to pick it up later. Got your note TwoWheel, nice note (didn't know how to pm back) . You're obviously a good guy that likes to have fun. I think I'm gonna like it around here.
Yamma Jammo (spanish Pron) signing off.

Erm, to reply, you hit the 'reply' button. How novel a concept, eh? Texans, sheesh!

 

[HIGHLANDER]

Tennis? TENNIS?! Mmmmmkay, all is understood.

Always thought Texans liked fuzzy balls !!

 

[Bustanut joker]

Tennis? TENNIS?! Mmmmmkay, all is understood.

Always thought Texans liked fuzzy balls !!

Nah Thats just Odot :****: an he ain't real Texan :lol:

:jester:

 

[odot]

You just made my **** list, bust. What was this thread about again?

 

[Yamma Jamma]

Allright Ladies, the Yamma Jamma is back in the saddle and as it turns out, in about 4 business days as the dealer said.

I do have two keys and I have to decide if I really care and want to press the issue.

Other than that Yamaha treated me pretty damn well...customer care and all.

As for Twowheelnutcase's predictably cynical and pessimistic prediction of two plus weeks...well...wrong again...after all, we all know that Twowheel is a ****** anyway.

Ps I've known what ****** meant for a long time. I acted like I did not in order to rob you of the insult at the moment of impact. The Yamma Jams anotha.