Frankly my Dear.....

[hppants]

It's hot. I'm talking miserable hot. The entire world is a sauna. The air is heavy - my huge nose cuts through it as I walk from place to place. The sun beats down on me like there's a magnifying lens over my head and I fear that at any given moment I might spontaneously combust into oblivion. Occasionally we get a summer shower which brings relief for approximately 7 minutes, then the steam rises and I feel like I'm treading within the pool at Ole Faithful. In the morning, you couldn't buy a wind with any amount of money. In the afternoon, a light sea breeze blows like an acetylene torch and I liken the experience to sitting inside of a Maytag clothes dryer running on "high" setting. Frankly, it sucks here now.

But I don't give a ****. I'm going riding tomorrow anyway.

 

[ionbeam]

It's hot. I'm talking miserable hot...Frankly, it sucks here now...

Ya, I know what you mean, it has been over 70º here for more than two weeks. I'll probably go riding anyway, maybe over to the coast where there is a sea breeze

[/Friday]

Having lived in LA, AL & GA I know what you mean about the heat and humidity. Then I moved to Arecibo Puerto Rico where hot and humid gained an extra decimal point.

 

[BkerChuck]

It's hot. I'm talking miserable hot. The entire world is a sauna. The air is heavy - my huge nose cuts through it as I walk from place to place. The sun beats down on me like there's a magnifying lens over my head and I fear that at any given moment I might spontaneously combust into oblivion. Occasionally we get a summer shower which brings relief for approximately 7 minutes, then the steam rises and I feel like I'm treading within the pool at Ole Faithful. In the morning, you couldn't buy a wind with any amount of money. In the afternoon, a light sea breeze blows like an acetylene torch and I liken the experience to sitting inside of a Maytag clothes dryer running on "high" setting. Frankly, it sucks here now.
But I don't give a ****. I'm going riding tomorrow anyway.

No pictures, limited dialog?

This may well be your shortest RR ever posted. Somewhat disappointing and not up to your usual standards.

 

[Donal]

Looks like things may be about to change. Hope it works for you..............

 

[bentnail]

hppants has a bigger problem than he thinks. Much like addiction, no self control, an I don't care attitude. It's the very bad

drug called FJR .) Be careful and don't let those BIG bugs knock you off the bike!

 

[lnewlf]

50 this am-meebee 80 later, clear and dry..not gloating at all tho--hotpants will have his day next winter when it's 10 degrees here....

 

[creg-ny-baa]

It's only hot when you're stopped...

 

[hppants]

Donal - they just tease us with that ****. "There's a cool front coming!" - they bark it at us like some kind of deranged Paul Revere. Of course, the f-ing front always stalls at around Little Rock and we bake while we watch it blow well North of us. We sit in front of the Television, watching the weather ***** sell us this garbage like speechless kids who got passed over by the Ice Cream man.

Sorry I'm a little snippy. This heat chaps my *** - LITERALLY!

Maybe I'll bring the camera tomorrow....

 

[Top_Speed1]

Certain things were just made for this kinda weather....

 

[bhendron]

Here's essentially our forecast until October:

 

[hppants]

Top_speed - I guess there's always... that. I can't run with the dawgs but I can bark from the porch. After some time, even that gets old.

bhendron - I guess I don't feel so bad now. Good grief, man - that's incredible temperatures! Thanks for the pick me up!

 

[Donal]

I have worked in southern Algeria where the summer mid-day temps were over 50 deg C / 122 F (in the shade). I also worked in Quatar and Sharjah where the temps rarely went above 40 deg C / 104 F.

Give me the dry heat of Algeria any time. Humidity is a killer..............

 

[hppants]

Well I managed about 400 miles today. I left the house at 5:30 am. It was actually tolerable until about 10:30 am. The last 100 miles was miserable. Trying to expidite getting home, I resolved to just hit the slab. Bad idea - a major accident brought us to a crawl for about 10 miles. The bike was getting pretty hot and so was I. I decided to lane split (not legal in Louisiana) the last 3 miles and be done with it. Once traffic started moving, I was 30 miles from home. My bike never got below 3 bars all the way home. Thank good ness the fan was working.

In other news, the front brake light switch on the M/C took a dump. No biggie.

Anyhoo - I'm glad I went for a ride. But I'm more than ready for summer to be over.

 

[Donal]

Looks like it's cooling down as far as Florida, how's life in the deep south?..................

 

[MEM]

Certain things were just made for this kinda weather....
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Do those chicks have brothers? My Feej is filthy ...





You are such a frickin' hound! KJ

 

[chivvalry]

Certain things were just made for this kinda weather....
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Do those chicks have brothers? My Feej is filthy ...





You are such a frickin' hound! KJ

Careful... you might end up with something like this:

 

[MEM]

Certain things were just made for this kinda weather....

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Do those chicks have brothers? My Feej is filthy ...





You are such a frickin' hound! KJ

Careful... you might end up with something like this: [img=[URL="https://www.bloctheory.com/wp/wp-content/uploads/2014/05/fat-hairy-men-in-speedos-washing-car1.jpg%5D"]https://www.bloctheory.com/wp/wp-content/uploads/2014/05/fat-hairy-men-in-speedos-washing-car1.jpg][/URL]

Look at the moobs on that dude!! :lol:

 

[Tyler]

But I don't give a ****. I'm going riding tomorrow anyway.

You coming to NAFO in September, Grumpy Hot Pants?? Should be quite comfy there...

 

[wnyfjr]

Certain things were just made for this kinda weather....
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Do those chicks have brothers? My Feej is filthy ...





You are such a frickin' hound! KJ

Careful... you might end up with something like this:

Excuse me while I go find some bleach to rinse out my eyes...