feejer222
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A very loud, unattractive, hard faced woman walks into Tesco with her 2 kids in tow, screeming obscenities at them all the way through the enterance.
The door greeter says "good morning and welcome to Tesco, nice children you've got there. Are they twins?"
The fat ugly woman stops screeming long enough to snarl "Of course they aren't! one's 9 and the other is 7. Why would you think they were twins? Do you really think they look alike you idiot!?"
"Absolutely not" replies the greeter "I just can't believe anyone could sleep with you twice!" Happy shopping
The door greeter says "good morning and welcome to Tesco, nice children you've got there. Are they twins?"
The fat ugly woman stops screeming long enough to snarl "Of course they aren't! one's 9 and the other is 7. Why would you think they were twins? Do you really think they look alike you idiot!?"
"Absolutely not" replies the greeter "I just can't believe anyone could sleep with you twice!" Happy shopping
