Generic offensive joke !

[SCOTTIE]

I told this joke to an (insert favorite ethnicity here).

How do you make an (insert favorite ethnicity here) laugh tomorrow? Tell him a joke today.

He replied "I don't find that funny!!" To which I replied "You will tomorrow!!"

 

[beemerdons]

I told this joke to an (insert favorite ethnicity here).
How do you make an (insert favorite ethnicity here) laugh tomorrow? Tell him a joke today.

He replied "I don't find that funny!!" To which I replied "You will tomorrow!!"

+1, Gunny; perfect timing SCOTTIE, I am "gifting" mcatrophy with this one! JSNS, Aye! https://www.fjrforum.com/forum//index.php/topic/161121-irish-research/page-2?do=findComment&comment=1195616

 

[Surly]

I don't get it.???

 

[beemerdons]

I don't get it.???

Here you go Surly, I did an OZ translation:

I told this joke to a Kiwi.

How do you make a Kiwi laugh tomorrow? Tell him a joke today.

He replied "I don't find that funny!!" To which I replied "You will tomorrow!!"

 

[Surly]

That is a telegram joke, you laugh when you get it.

(I did all along)

 

[PhilJet09]

Good thing I read this yesterday, because I needed a laugh today.

 

[Top_Speed1]

Since you posted this yesterday, I got it.

Tanks

 

[BakerBoy]

What if it takes more than a day?!

 

[Old Guy]

That is a telegram joke, you laugh when you get it.

(I did all along)

Oh, nicely played

I gotta try to remember that line.

 

[SCOTTIE]

It's a sad person that can't laugh at themselves so since I am Scottish here's some of my favorites

1. Did you know that copper wire was invented by 2 Scotsmen fighting over a penny?

2. Why does a British 50p coin have 7 sides? So you can use a wrench to remove it from a Scotsman's hand.

3. Why is Scottish National Dress a kilt? Sheep can hear a zipper at 200 yards.

 

[RadioHowie]

Racist!!!!!!!!!!

 

[TomInPA]

Racist!!!!!!!!!!

Hey Howie, I could use another shot of your legs to take the tension out of the holiday.

 

[RadioHowie]

 

[HotRodZilla]

Well Howie, if you had legs like that, or even knew someone that has kegs like that, you'd be way more popular. WAY more popular!!

Oh yeah, and way less ugly!!

 

[beemerdons]

Well Howie, if you had legs like that, or even knew someone that has kegs like that, you'd be way more popular. WAY more popular!!
Oh yeah, and a thousand ways less ugly!!

Fixed.

 

[Pterodactyl]

So here's a generic offensive religious joke.

How do you keep a member of (insert favorite religion here) from drinking all your booze at a party?

Invite two members of (insert favorite religion here) to the party.