A friend is having trouble with his system.
Last year he upgraded to Girlfriend 1.0 from Drinking Mates 4.2 which he's used for years
without trouble However, apparently there are conflicts between these two systems, the only
solution was to try and run Girlfriend 1.0 with the sound off
But to make matters worse, Girlfriend 1.0 is incompatible with several other applications,
such as Lads Night Out 3.1, Golf 2 and Playboy 6.0
Successive versions of Girlfriend proved no better. Girlfriend 3.0 has many Bugs and left a
virus in his system, forcing him to shut down for several weeks
Eventually he tried installing Girlfriend 2.1 as well as Girlfriend 1.0 only to discover
when these two systems detected each other they caused severe damage to all his hardware
Sensing a way out, he upgraded to Fiancee 1.0, only to discover to his dismay that this system
requires rapid upgrading to Wife 1.0
However, whilst Wife 1.0 uses up all available resources, it does come bundled with FreeSexPlus
and Cleanhouse 2000
But imagine my friends disappointment though on discovering Wife 1.0 can be unstable and costly
to maintain - any mistakes he makes are automatically stored in Wife 1.0's Hardrive and cannot
be deleted - they may then re-surface months later
Wife 1.0 also has an automatic InterDiary Explorer and E-mail Porn Filter
Wife 1.0 also automatically runs PhotoSTROP and WINGEzip and no option on the Help menu seems
to work, leaving him to try and GUESS the fault himself
The system footprint needs updating regularly requiring Shoeshop Browser Pro for new attachments
- Hairstyle Express needs to be reinstalled every week
It also refused some of the new games and attachments he wanted to try, stating they are an
illegal operation. When Wife 1.0 attaches itself to Lotus Car 1.0 it often crashes or runs the
system dry. Wife 1.0 also has a rather annoying pop-up called Mother-In-law, which cant be turned
off.
Recently he's been tempted to try Mistress2000 add-on, but there could be problems if Wife 1.0
detects the presence of Mistress2000, it will delete all MS Money files before un-installing
itself!!!
got this in an email recently, thought it was funny.
decided to share.....
jason
Last year he upgraded to Girlfriend 1.0 from Drinking Mates 4.2 which he's used for years
without trouble However, apparently there are conflicts between these two systems, the only
solution was to try and run Girlfriend 1.0 with the sound off
But to make matters worse, Girlfriend 1.0 is incompatible with several other applications,
such as Lads Night Out 3.1, Golf 2 and Playboy 6.0
Successive versions of Girlfriend proved no better. Girlfriend 3.0 has many Bugs and left a
virus in his system, forcing him to shut down for several weeks
Eventually he tried installing Girlfriend 2.1 as well as Girlfriend 1.0 only to discover
when these two systems detected each other they caused severe damage to all his hardware
Sensing a way out, he upgraded to Fiancee 1.0, only to discover to his dismay that this system
requires rapid upgrading to Wife 1.0
However, whilst Wife 1.0 uses up all available resources, it does come bundled with FreeSexPlus
and Cleanhouse 2000
But imagine my friends disappointment though on discovering Wife 1.0 can be unstable and costly
to maintain - any mistakes he makes are automatically stored in Wife 1.0's Hardrive and cannot
be deleted - they may then re-surface months later
Wife 1.0 also has an automatic InterDiary Explorer and E-mail Porn Filter
Wife 1.0 also automatically runs PhotoSTROP and WINGEzip and no option on the Help menu seems
to work, leaving him to try and GUESS the fault himself
The system footprint needs updating regularly requiring Shoeshop Browser Pro for new attachments
- Hairstyle Express needs to be reinstalled every week
It also refused some of the new games and attachments he wanted to try, stating they are an
illegal operation. When Wife 1.0 attaches itself to Lotus Car 1.0 it often crashes or runs the
system dry. Wife 1.0 also has a rather annoying pop-up called Mother-In-law, which cant be turned
off.
Recently he's been tempted to try Mistress2000 add-on, but there could be problems if Wife 1.0
detects the presence of Mistress2000, it will delete all MS Money files before un-installing
itself!!!
got this in an email recently, thought it was funny.
decided to share.....
jason
