Gotta New AVATAR!

[Scab]

Okay, okay, I know my wife is much easier on the eyes than me. If this is too much, I will replace with one that does not have me in it.

 

[toophast]

much better than the avatar of shame

 

[odot]

Yeah.....remove you and leave the wife. Maybe you should make a poll out of this but we already know what the results will be.

 

[Scab]

Yeah, I know. And I know what ya'll are thinking: "How did a guy like that get a woman like that?"

Well, I will tell you. There are only three reasons why a woman marries a man:

1. He's rich.

2. He's blessed by mother nature (if you know what I mean).

3. She feels sorry for him.

I'll take pity any day!

And, I hid her glasses.

 

[Rogue]

much better than the avatar of shame

Well the left side is better!

 

[Ignacio]

Okay, okay, I know my wife is much easier on the eyes than me. If this is too much, I will replace with one that does not have me in it.

He kinda looks like the dinosaur avatar of last week--kinda purple. Does he move when you poke him?

 

[Toecutter]

That one will do, at least until you get a better one and move the current one to "Personal photo".

1. He's rich.2. He's blessed by mother nature (if you know what I mean).

3. She feels sorry for him.

Hmmm, there must be another reason (at least in my case) Definitely "none of the above" where Eve's concerned. Oh, maybe it was:

4. He had a good stepdad resume. Previous, successful experience, not a drunk, addict, or sex offender...And he knows his tongue is more for listening than talking (if you know what I mean).

 

[Groo]

Any chance we could get the frolicking green leech back? j/k

 

[motorgod]

Yeah, I know.  And I know what ya'll are thinking:  "How did a guy like that get a woman like that?"Well, I will tell you.  There are only three reasons why a woman marries a man:

1.  He's rich.

2.  He's blessed by mother nature (if you know what I mean).

3.  She feels sorry for him.

I'll take pity any day!

And,  I hid her glasses.

I vote for number 3 :beee:

 

[Scab]

#3 works for me. You gotta use what ya got.

Enough punishement inflicted on ya'll. I've taken my ugly mug off of there.

 

[Rogue]

#3 works for me. You gotta use what ya got.

Enough punishement inflicted on ya'll. I've taken my ugly mug off of there.

Thank you! :bleh: :bleh:

 

[odot]

Gotta love improvements.

 

[fjrchik]

i thought that was Molly Ringwald for a minute! very glamour shots a la 1982.

 

[Scab]

Yeah, that was a "year or two" ago. She did some modeling back in the day. That was your typical portfolio shot. She looks even better now.

 

[fjrchik]

I completely agree! The year or two has been kind to her! My mom doesn't have any wrinkles so I'm hoping time will be as kind to me.

 

[Luke]

Hey Scab, now that avatar is MUCH BETTER!

Real easy on the eyes...

 

[Scab]

Thanks, I'm kinda fond of her too.

She buys me FJR's!