The family wheeled Grandma out on the lawn, in her wheelchair, where the activities for her 100th birthday were taking place . Grandma couldn't speak very well, but she would write notes when she needed to communicate .
After a short time out on the lawn, Grandma started leaning off to the right, so some family members grabbed her, straightened her up, and stuffed pillows on her right .
A short time later, she started leaning off to her left, so again the family grabbed her and stuffed pillows on her left .
Soon she started leaning forward, so the family members again grabbed her, and then tied a pillowcase around her waist to hold her up .
A nephew who arrived late came up to Grandma and said, 'Hi, Grandma, you're looking good! How are they treating you?'
Grandma took out her little notepad and slowly wrote a note to the nephew . . . . . .
'Bastards won't let me fart . '
After a short time out on the lawn, Grandma started leaning off to the right, so some family members grabbed her, straightened her up, and stuffed pillows on her right .
A short time later, she started leaning off to her left, so again the family grabbed her and stuffed pillows on her left .
Soon she started leaning forward, so the family members again grabbed her, and then tied a pillowcase around her waist to hold her up .
A nephew who arrived late came up to Grandma and said, 'Hi, Grandma, you're looking good! How are they treating you?'
Grandma took out her little notepad and slowly wrote a note to the nephew . . . . . .
'Bastards won't let me fart . '
