Gray ray beats FJRay

[gray ray]

As alot of you guys know FJRay races an SV650 Suzuki. I race a GSXR600, which puts us in different classes, he's a light weight, I'm a middle weight, except in the 40 minute iron butt endurance race. Last Sunday at Nelson Ledges

Race Course I beat him in the 40 minute. Not only did I beat him, I beat him bad. I opened a hugh can of Woop *** and spred it all over him. This is my first victory over him ever. I now have bragging rights for the next month.

Gray Ray

Motoseries #65

P.S. He dropped a cylinder in the first lap!

 

[madmike2]

FJRay....from LaPine, OR....races a 650?

Have you SEEN FJRay?

 

[Larry33319]

Nelson Ledges is still open??? That track was rough as hell when I raced cars on it years ago. It was always a challenge for them to meet safety standards each year.

 

[TomInPA]

It's okay mike. GrayRay has been hibernating all winter. Imagine being paroled after 6-months of dark wet frozen winter. No wonder he confuses someone from a dark and wet winter area. :glare: When the Buzzards return to Hinckley every March 15, the locals just go nutz. :yahoo:

 

[ShinyPartsUp]

Nelson Ledges is still open??? That track was rough as hell when I raced cars on it years ago. It was always a challenge for them to meet safety standards each year.

Hyjack -- I like your avatar. ;-)

 

[FJR-RemingtonRider]

Twin Avatar's!

 

[El Toro Joe]

When the Buzzards return to Hinckley every March 15, the locals just go nutz. :yahoo:

Got that right!!!

 

[FJRay]

As alot of you guys know FJRay races an SV650 Suzuki. I race a GSXR600, which puts us in different classes, he's a light weight, I'm a middle weight, except in the 40 minute iron butt endurance race. Last Sunday at Nelson Ledges

Race Course I beat him in the 40 minute. Not only did I beat him, I beat him bad. I opened a hugh can of Woop *** and spred it all over him. This is my first victory over him ever. I now have bragging rights for the next month.

Gray Ray

Motoseries #65

P.S. He dropped a cylinder in the first lap!

This newbie is a lieing sack of ****. He couldn't beat me if I was riding my couch. I could drop both cylinders and push it and be faster than him.

There ,I feel better now

 

[beemerdons]

As alot of you guys know FJRay races an SV650 Suzuki. I race a GSXR600, which puts us in different classes, he's a light weight, I'm a middle weight, except in the 40 minute iron butt endurance race. Last Sunday at Nelson Ledges

Race Course I beat him in the 40 minute. Not only did I beat him, I beat him bad. I opened a hugh can of Woop *** and spred it all over him. This is my first victory over him ever. I now have bragging rights for the next month.

Gray Ray

Motoseries #65

P.S. He dropped a cylinder in the first lap!

This newbie is a lieing sack of ****. He couldn't beat me if I was riding my couch. I could drop both cylinders and push it and be faster than him.

There ,I feel better now

First Rule of the FJR Forum: If there are no pictures, then it did not exist! I'm buying your story FJRay, not gray ray's. Can I please have a free beer now? Thank You!

 

[Randy]

Nelson Ledges is still open??? That track was rough as hell when I raced cars on it years ago. It was always a challenge for them to meet safety standards each year.

****, I remember when it was more of a challenge for them to meet health inspector standards each year. Scary as hell when you had to hit the head and it was a tube going into a toxic waste pit with a toilet seat bolted on top of it. The sweltering hot days were the worse. Biologists could have a field day there.

 

[Larry33319]

Nelson Ledges is still open??? That track was rough as hell when I raced cars on it years ago. It was always a challenge for them to meet safety standards each year.

Hyjack -- I like your avatar. ;-)

NP, I stole it from another site. LOL

 

[gray ray]

Hey Randy,

I can see that you have not been to N.L. in a few years. The place was bought by Paul Newman a long time ago. He had it all repaved, all the old tires are gone and replaced with new air fence. The grandstand and timing tower are all new, and equipped with the latest G.P.S. scoring system. There is an on site hotel with a golf course in the infield. Our next race date is in May, stop out and bring your couch.

gray ray #65

 

[Randy]

Hey Randy,

I can see that you have not been to N.L. in a few years. The place was bought by Paul Newman a long time ago. He had it all repaved, all the old tires are gone and replaced with new air fence. The grandstand and timing tower are all new, and equipped with the latest G.P.S. scoring system. There is an on site hotel with a golf course in the infield. Our next race date is in May, stop out and bring your couch.

gray ray #65

Sounds like someone is celebrating 4/20.

 

[El Toro Joe]

Hey Randy,

I can see that you have not been to N.L. in a few years. The place was bought by Paul Newman a long time ago. He had it all repaved, all the old tires are gone and replaced with new air fence. The grandstand and timing tower are all new, and equipped with the latest G.P.S. scoring system. There is an on site hotel with a golf course in the infield. Our next race date is in May, stop out and bring your couch.

gray ray #65

Sounds like someone is celebrating 4/20.

:lol2: HaaaHaaHa :drag:

 

[Ray]

Actually it is Ray not FJRRay that he beat (me). You will have to forgive Gray Ray between the meds and sneaking out of the nursing home once in a while to go racing he gets confused. I ran 2 laps and was forced to come in. May have finally gotten water into the front cyclinder spark plug connection after instructing in the rain all day Saturday. Next time I will just ditch the bike,put the transponder in my pocket and walk/run the rest of the 40 minutes around the track. i will be exhausted but my lap times will still be faster than Gray ray and i won't have to listen to his dillusional **** for a month

 

[gray ray]

It was an ugly sight last Sunday when I pulled into the pitts. There he was laying on the ground kicking and screaming. My hero, a giant among racers, mentor and instructor to thousands of young racers, my roll model,throwing a tantrum. Defeated,Oh the disgrace. Don't fret weedhopper, you'll get another shot next month. Untill then I'm the champ, This is my house, it will always be my house, I'm a bad man.

 

[scrapedup]

Fortunately I know both of these hooligans and both are good racers, Unfortunately winning by default may look good on paper but Gray Ray who are you foolin we both know Ray's times are in the teen's and yours are [well lets put it this way, you still have a way's to go if you know what I mean.] I do have to add though that TrackDay's or Raceing is by far the most exhilarating thing any of the three of us have ever done. But I do have to add one more thing all the racing just helps us when were tearin up the roads on our FJR'S on the off weekends.