madmike2
Shtirrenuppenmeister
* Four wheels move the body. Two wheels move the soul.
* Most motorcycle problems are caused by the nut that connects the handlebars to the saddle.
* Life may begin at 30, but it doesn't get real interesting until about 110 mph!
* You start the game of life with a full pot o' luck and an empty pot o' experience... The object is to fill the pot of experience before you empty the pot of luck.
* If you wait, all that happens is that you get older.
* Midnight bugs taste best.
* Saddlebags can never hold everything you want, but they CAN hold everything you need.
* Never try to race an old geezer, he may have one more gear than you.
* It takes more love to share the saddle than it does to share the bed.
* The only good view of a thunderstorm is in your rear view mirror.
* Don't ride so late into the night that you sleep through the sunrise.
* Sometimes it takes a whole tankful of fuel before you can think straight.
* Riding faster than everyone else only guarantees you'll ride alone.
* Never hesitate to ride past the last street light at the edge of town.
* Never do less than fifty miles before breakfast.
* If you don't ride in the rain, you don't ride.
* A bike on the road is worth two in the shed.
* Respect the person who has seen the dark side of motorcycling and lived.
* Young riders pick a destination and go... Old riders pick a direction and go.
* A good mechanic will let you watch without charging you for it.
* Always back your bike into the curb, and sit where you can see it.
* Work to ride & ride to work.
* Whatever it is, it's better in the wind.
* Two-lane blacktop isn't a highway - it's an attitude.
* When you look down the road, it seems to never end - but you better believe it does.
* Winter is Nature's way of telling you to polish.
* Keep your bike in good repair: Motorcycle boots are NOT comfortable for walking.
* People are like Motorcycles: each is customized a bit differently.
* Sometimes, the best communication happens when you're on separate bikes.
* Good coffee should be indistinguishable from 50 weight motor oil.
* The best alarm clock is sunshine on chrome.
* The twisties - not the super slabs -separate the riders from the squids.
* When you're riding lead, don't spit.
* Catching a yellow jacket in your shirt @ 70 mph can double your vocabulary.
* There's something ugly about a NEW bike on a trailer.
* Practice wrenching on your own bike.
* Everyone crashes. Some get back on. Some don't. Some can't.
* Don't argue with an 18-wheeler.
* Never be ashamed to unlearn an old habit.
* A good long ride can clear your mind and restore your faith.
* If you can't get it going with bungee cords and electrician's tape, it's serious.
* If you ride like there's no tomorrow, there won't be.
* Bikes parked out front mean good chicken-fried steak inside.
* Gray-haired riders don't get that way from pure luck.
* There are drunk riders. There are old riders. There are NO old, drunk riders.
* Thin leather looks good in the bar, but it won't save your butt from "road rash" if you go down.
* The best modifications cannot be seen from the outside.
* Always replace the cheapest parts first.
* You can forget what you do for a living when your knees are in the breeze.
* Patience is the ability to keep your motor idling.
* Only a Biker knows why a dog sticks his head out of a car window.
* Never ride faster than your guardian angel can fly.
* It is good to have an end to journey towards; but it is the journey that matters in the end.
* Ride as if your life depended on.
* Most motorcycle problems are caused by the nut that connects the handlebars to the saddle.
* Life may begin at 30, but it doesn't get real interesting until about 110 mph!
* You start the game of life with a full pot o' luck and an empty pot o' experience... The object is to fill the pot of experience before you empty the pot of luck.
* If you wait, all that happens is that you get older.
* Midnight bugs taste best.
* Saddlebags can never hold everything you want, but they CAN hold everything you need.
* Never try to race an old geezer, he may have one more gear than you.
* It takes more love to share the saddle than it does to share the bed.
* The only good view of a thunderstorm is in your rear view mirror.
* Don't ride so late into the night that you sleep through the sunrise.
* Sometimes it takes a whole tankful of fuel before you can think straight.
* Riding faster than everyone else only guarantees you'll ride alone.
* Never hesitate to ride past the last street light at the edge of town.
* Never do less than fifty miles before breakfast.
* If you don't ride in the rain, you don't ride.
* A bike on the road is worth two in the shed.
* Respect the person who has seen the dark side of motorcycling and lived.
* Young riders pick a destination and go... Old riders pick a direction and go.
* A good mechanic will let you watch without charging you for it.
* Always back your bike into the curb, and sit where you can see it.
* Work to ride & ride to work.
* Whatever it is, it's better in the wind.
* Two-lane blacktop isn't a highway - it's an attitude.
* When you look down the road, it seems to never end - but you better believe it does.
* Winter is Nature's way of telling you to polish.
* Keep your bike in good repair: Motorcycle boots are NOT comfortable for walking.
* People are like Motorcycles: each is customized a bit differently.
* Sometimes, the best communication happens when you're on separate bikes.
* Good coffee should be indistinguishable from 50 weight motor oil.
* The best alarm clock is sunshine on chrome.
* The twisties - not the super slabs -separate the riders from the squids.
* When you're riding lead, don't spit.
* Catching a yellow jacket in your shirt @ 70 mph can double your vocabulary.
* There's something ugly about a NEW bike on a trailer.
* Practice wrenching on your own bike.
* Everyone crashes. Some get back on. Some don't. Some can't.
* Don't argue with an 18-wheeler.
* Never be ashamed to unlearn an old habit.
* A good long ride can clear your mind and restore your faith.
* If you can't get it going with bungee cords and electrician's tape, it's serious.
* If you ride like there's no tomorrow, there won't be.
* Bikes parked out front mean good chicken-fried steak inside.
* Gray-haired riders don't get that way from pure luck.
* There are drunk riders. There are old riders. There are NO old, drunk riders.
* Thin leather looks good in the bar, but it won't save your butt from "road rash" if you go down.
* The best modifications cannot be seen from the outside.
* Always replace the cheapest parts first.
* You can forget what you do for a living when your knees are in the breeze.
* Patience is the ability to keep your motor idling.
* Only a Biker knows why a dog sticks his head out of a car window.
* Never ride faster than your guardian angel can fly.
* It is good to have an end to journey towards; but it is the journey that matters in the end.
* Ride as if your life depended on.
