H-D... It's the only way to live.

[GalaxyBlue]

haha! Yeah right!

 

[odot]

I tell you what....it's one hell of a way to get laid.

 

[GalaxyBlue]

I tell you what....it's one hell of a way to get laid.

soo... In other words, buy a harley if you fall short in the nether regions... LMAO

 

[mdisher]

I tell you what....it's one hell of a way to get laid.

soo... In other words, buy a harley if you fall short in the nether regions... LMAO

My standard answer to people when they ask...

"So, why didn't you buy a Harley?" is..

Cause I already have a big ****...

But ODOT is right, for some reason chicks are attracted to those things... I think it's just because they are shiny.

 

[twowheelnut]

I tell you what....it's one hell of a way to get laid.

soo... In other words, buy a harley if you fall short in the nether regions... LMAO

Sadly, odot hit the nail on the head - so to speak. Never once has any women ever inquired about or asked for a ride on the FJR, GL, VFR or ST. Let's just say, um, more than one wanted a ride on the Road King and none of their names was 'Patti'. And just to preempt the wisenheimers, it was the bike and not me... Damn.

Had I only known about HD when I was twenty & single... Oy, marrone! :dribble:

 

[Dwavey]

I tell you what....it's one hell of a way to get laid.

soo... In other words, buy a harley if you fall short in the nether regions... LMAO

My standard answer to people when they ask...

"So, why didn't you buy a Harley?" is..

Cause I already have a big ****...

But ODOT is right, for some reason chicks are attracted to those things... I think it's just because they are shiny.

Good girls go to heaven but bad girls go everywhere.

Reasons why women go for those things:

#1 The hyper vibration :dribble:

#2 Women too,every now and again, get lazy and just want an easy, mindless lay

#3 Ever heard of a sympathy lay? :clapping:

#4 They're the ones who weren't paying attention in Golddigger 101 class

#5 Did I mention the hyper vibration? :dribble:

 

[PapaUtah]

Let's see, a girl who is willing to allow anything that rides a Harley-Davidson™ to insert their glans in her nether region...hmmm...I think I will pass on a broad like that. But you can have at it boys! :bad:

 

[odot]

More 4 me. Gotta love them harley haters.

 

[RonBB]

But ODOT is right, for some reason chicks are attracted to those things... I think it's just because they are shiny

Personally I think it is the vibrations that they like! :yahoo:

 

[MSLPILOT]

Let's see, a girl who is willing to allow anything that rides a Harley-Davidson™ to insert their glans in her nether region...hmmm...I think I will pass on a broad like that. But you can have at it boys! :bad:

+1 on "broads like that". Sorry guys, I have NEVER, and I mean NEVER seen a Harley biker chick (in real life mind you, not in some frickin' advertisement) that looked even remotely worth the 12 pack I'd have to guzzle to get past the nastiness. :bad:

Nuh, uh. You can have 'em all. But as to the comment about not having a gal ask for a ride on your other bikes, well, sorry man. I'm hatin' that for ya 'cause I get asked all the time. I'm assuming you mean "ride" literally here though; of course I could be mistaken...

 

[odot]

Thanks pilot....I'll take em all. By the way...ya know that all pilots are gay? lol

 

[Dwavey]

Let's see, a girl who is willing to allow anything that rides a Harley-Davidson™ to insert their glans in her nether region...hmmm...I think I will pass on a broad like that. But you can have at it boys! :bad:

+1 on "broads like that". Sorry guys, I have NEVER, and I mean NEVER seen a Harley biker chick (in real life mind you, not in some frickin' advertisement) that looked even remotely worth the 12 pack I'd have to guzzle to get past the nastiness. :bad:

Nuh, uh. You can have 'em all. But as to the comment about not having a gal ask for a ride on your other bikes, well, sorry man. I'm hatin' that for ya 'cause I get asked all the time. I'm assuming you mean "ride" literally here though; of course I could be mistaken...

You obviously have never been in the Navy and participated in a 'pig of the port' contest in some out of the way foreign port ... :sicksmiley: Probably why grog is so much stronger than your regular rum... :blink:

 

[fjrchik]

do i have to clue you guys in on the real reason why chicks dig harley guys?? sheesh.

 

[C&C]

do i have to clue you guys in on the real reason why chicks dig harley guys?? sheesh.

Apparently you do, say'th your sooth, soothsayer.

 

[ionbeam]

fjrchick offers:

do i have to clue you guys in on the real reason why chicks dig harley guys?? sheesh.

Harley riders are a safe date? Lots of noise, a bit of smoke and a little hot air but no action?

 

[PapaUtah]

fjrchik,

Because women actually prefer men with a small penis??? :crazy: :cray:

 

[fjrchooser]

Because they are doctors, lawyers, and dentists only pretending to be scum of the earth. Except the lawyers... ? :lol:

 

[kaitsdad]

Ahhh.......

Vibration? :blink:

(did I say that?)

 

[MSLPILOT]

Thanks pilot....I'll take em all. By the way...ya know that all pilots are gay? lol

Yeah, thanks odot - I caught that other thread. :nono: I like to think of myself as metro-sexual though! We're often mistaken as "attending the other church" due to our clean looks and sharp attire. B)

You obviously have never been in the Navy and participated in a 'pig of the port' contest in some out of the way foreign port ... :sicksmiley: Probably why grog is so much stronger than your regular rum... :blink:

Well, I have been known to wear beer goggles, but I still think I'd have to be near pass out stage before I'd touch a Harley chick. odot, they ARE all YOURS!!!