Hand Washing

[Surly]

A man is walking behind his wife and says,

"Baby, your arse is getting so fat, it's looking like a washing machine."

The woman keeps quiet and just keeps on walking.

Bedtime comes around, the man is asking for sex.

The woman says:

"I'm not starting the washing machine for such a small load.

You'll have to hand-wash it!"

 

[Donal]

When I saw the topic title I 'assumed' it was the one about Winston Churchill; so here it is anyway -

Young man [after seeing Churchill leave the bathroom without washing his hands]:

"At Eton, they taught us to wash our hands after using the toilet."

Churchill: "At Harrow, they taught us not to piss on our hands."

 

[gixxerjasen]

Heard that one, except it was a Navy guy telling a Marine to wash his hands.