lotecredneck
Well-known member
From me ("the wishor") to you ("the wishee"), please accept without obligation,
implied or implicit, my best wishes for an environmentally conscious, socially
responsible, politically correct, low stress, non-addictive, gender neutral,
celebration of the winter solstice holiday, practiced within the most enjoyable
traditions of the religious persuasion of your choice, or secular practices of
your choice, with respect for the religious/secular persuasions and/or
traditions of others, or their choice not to practice religious or secular
traditions at all.
We wish you a financially successful, personally fulfilling and medically
uncomplicated recognition of the onset of the generally accepted calendar year
2005, but with due respect for the calendars of choice of other cultures or
sects, and having regard to the race, creed, colour, age, physical ability,
religious faith, choice of computer platform or sexual preference of the wishee.
By accepting this greeting you are bound by these terms that:
This greeting is subject to further clarification or withdrawal. 1.This
greeting is freely transferable provided that no alteration shall be made to
the original greeting and that the proprietary rights of the wishor are
acknowledged. 2.This greeting implies no promise by the wishor to actually
implement the inferences contained in this correspondence. 3.This greeting may
not be enforceable in certain jurisdictions and/or the restrictions herein may
not be binding upon certain wishees in certain geographical locations. 4.This
greeting is warranted to perform as reasonably as may be expected within the
usual application of good tidings, for a period of one year or until the
issuance of a subsequent holiday greeting, whichever comes first. 5.The wishor
warrants this greeting only for the limited replacement of this wish or
issuance of a new wish at the sole discretion of the wishor.
Happy Holidays,
Tony Orihuela
Yamaha Sportscenter
[email protected]
www.yamahasportscenter.com
1-800-YAMAHA-0
implied or implicit, my best wishes for an environmentally conscious, socially
responsible, politically correct, low stress, non-addictive, gender neutral,
celebration of the winter solstice holiday, practiced within the most enjoyable
traditions of the religious persuasion of your choice, or secular practices of
your choice, with respect for the religious/secular persuasions and/or
traditions of others, or their choice not to practice religious or secular
traditions at all.
We wish you a financially successful, personally fulfilling and medically
uncomplicated recognition of the onset of the generally accepted calendar year
2005, but with due respect for the calendars of choice of other cultures or
sects, and having regard to the race, creed, colour, age, physical ability,
religious faith, choice of computer platform or sexual preference of the wishee.
By accepting this greeting you are bound by these terms that:
This greeting is subject to further clarification or withdrawal. 1.This
greeting is freely transferable provided that no alteration shall be made to
the original greeting and that the proprietary rights of the wishor are
acknowledged. 2.This greeting implies no promise by the wishor to actually
implement the inferences contained in this correspondence. 3.This greeting may
not be enforceable in certain jurisdictions and/or the restrictions herein may
not be binding upon certain wishees in certain geographical locations. 4.This
greeting is warranted to perform as reasonably as may be expected within the
usual application of good tidings, for a period of one year or until the
issuance of a subsequent holiday greeting, whichever comes first. 5.The wishor
warrants this greeting only for the limited replacement of this wish or
issuance of a new wish at the sole discretion of the wishor.
Happy Holidays,
Tony Orihuela
Yamaha Sportscenter
[email protected]
www.yamahasportscenter.com
1-800-YAMAHA-0
