Happy "Insert Holiday Here"

GunMD · Dec 19, 2007

This bit-o-humor was shamelessly stolen from KawasakiBob over at the KawPen forum.

Another year, another best wishes for you all.
I'd like to say,

Merry Christmas!

Happy Hanukkah!

Happy Kwanzaa!

**** your "Happy Holidays" or "Seasons Greetings" ******** replacement

wishes, I don't buy it.

If anyone is offended please go to section A, if not go to section B.

A. Get over yourself you arrogant prick. If someone wishes you well in their

own religion, smile and say thank you and please return the gesture. Its not

all about you. I hope a Rabid Sodomizing-Happy Monkey brains you with a

toaster AFTER he has his way with you. Taking offense at someone wishing you

well is quite possibly the most ignorant thought ever next to Pamela

Anderson thinking she could act. The Earth would be a better place without

you.

B. You're good peoples, again the best for you and your loved ones over

whatever holidays you celebrate!

AStar · Dec 19, 2007

GunMD said:
This bit-o-humor was shamelessly stolen from KawasakiBob over at the KawPen forum.

Another year, another best wishes for you all.
I'd like to say,

Merry Christmas!

Happy Hanukkah!

Happy Kwanzaa!

**** your "Happy Holidays" or "Seasons Greetings" ******** replacement

wishes, I don't buy it.

If anyone is offended please go to section A, if not go to section B.

A. Get over yourself you arrogant prick. If someone wishes you well in their

own religion, smile and say thank you and please return the gesture. Its not

all about you. I hope a Rabid Sodomizing-Happy Monkey brains you with a

toaster AFTER he has his way with you. Taking offense at someone wishing you

well is quite possibly the most ignorant thought ever next to Pamela

Anderson thinking she could act. The Earth would be a better place without

you.

B. You're good peoples, again the best for you and your loved ones over

whatever holidays you celebrate!

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