Hay! Look what I Won

[airboss]

Microsoft Corporation

One Microsoft Way

Redmond, WA 98052

MICROSOFT TODAYS WINNERS OF GBP £1,000,000.00

This is to inform you that Microsoft is marking the End of the year Promotion Today From our Microsoft records we found that you are one of our selected winner in which your email address qualifies you to claim the amount of GBP £1,000,000.00 (One Million, Pounds Sterling) in our Microsoft Central Computer Machine.

After our selections and proper screenings today in our Microsoft Computer Machine your email address was successfully picked and selected among millions of email address in the World.

We selected five (5) winners every month so as to show our gratitude to all email and Internet users across the world.

Please endeavor to contact your assigned Microsoft Claim Director on how to direct you for the claim of your GBP £1,000,000.00 (One Million, Pounds Sterling)

HOW TO CLAIM YOUR PRIZE CONTACT MR WILLIAMS

Mr. Williams Carpenter

Tel Number +44 703 191 1990

+44 703 184 4951

Fax Number +44 870 479 5470

Email: [email protected]

[email protected]

[email protected]

If you have any further questions on this above subject matter please kindly table your request to the Microsoft Claim Director for more directives and concrete explanations on how to go about your fund(s) of GBP £,1000,000.00 (One Million, Pounds Sterling) .

We appreciate your patronages as our Internet users and our Email Subscribers to Internet access.

We congratulate you once again for qualifying for this End of the year lottery draws conducted.

Specials Thanks to Microsoft Corporation and Bill Gates for such a wonderful opportunity.

Congratulations!!!!!!

Microsoft Corporation

One Microsoft Way

Redmond, WA 98052

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So, am I lucky or what?

I'm guessing or what..................not quiting my day job.

 

[dbvolfan]

Me no speaky Hausa, Igbo, Yoruba, Fulfulde, or Kanuri (Nigerian languages) so I must defer to some other lucky person to be your agent.

You a very lucky man!

 

[Kevin Daly]

Awesome! Microsoft finally realized that the British pound is far more realiable than the US dollar. Dude you are so lucky

 

[feejer222]

Thats great, you won the yearly monthly yearly draw/lottery. Wouldn't you think that MS would employ people who have a better understanding of English. I know we have to give everyone a chance these days but for such a huge company to employ someone with such poor grammar to be in a public facing position, is very unproffesional. Be sure to mention it when you go to the presentation. Tell them that it almost put you off replying. :lol: