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Newfie Bullet

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Three Hillbillies are sitting on a porch shootin' the breeze.

1st Hillbilly says: 'My wife sure is stupid!...She bought an air conditioner. '

2nd Hillbilly says: 'Why is that stupid?'

1st Hillbilly says: 'We ain't got no 'lectricity!'

2nd Hillbilly says: 'That's nothin'! My wife is so stupid, she bought one of

them new fangled warshin ' machines!'

1st Hillbilly says: 'Why is that so stupid?'

2nd Hillbilly says: ''Cause we ain't got no plummin'!'

3rd Hillbilly says: 'That ain't nuthin'! My wife is dumber than both yer

wifes put together! I was going through her purse the other day lookin' fer

some change, and I found 6 condoms in thar.'

1st and 2nd Hillbillies say: 'Well, what's so dumb about that?'

3rd Hillbilly says: 'She ain't got no pecker.

 
Is he making fun of us Hooterville 400 boys? :unsure:

B)

 
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I think I saw those 3 guys on my recent trip to Arkansas to visit the in-laws!! Never seen so much junk laying around peoples yards. :eek:mg:

 
I think I saw those 3 guys on my recent trip to Arkansas to visit the in-laws!! Never seen so much junk laying around peoples yards. :eek:mg:
Hey, hey, hey! That's not junk, it's treasure they're gonna fix up later. You know, when they got time and money...

 
Apparently the bulk of Arkansians don't have any time, or money. :tease: So what the heck are they doin' ? My guess is......watching the Jerry Springer marathon on their new-fangled televisions. :wizard:

 


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