Pterodactyl
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One day on Lucky Hole #13, Murph finally makes his first hole-in-one. Immediately, a leprechaun leaps into view and congratulates him.
The leprechaun says, "For this hole-in-one, I will grant ye' one wish." The Irishman replies, "Can ye' make me pecker a wee bit longer."
"Done" says the leprechaun. By the 14th hole the Murph can tell something is happening.
By 15 it is noticeably different and beginning to strain his shorts. By 16 it is now becoming uncomfortable By 17 it now hangs just below the leg of his shorts.
By 18 it is now dragging on the ground.
After completing his round the Irishman drags himself to the pro shop. He explains what has happened to the golf pro and asks what can be done.
The golf pro tells him he must make another hole-in-one on 13 to get the leprechaun back.
The Irishman takes 2 buckets of range balls to 13 and begins hitting. After nearly both buckets are gone he finally makes another hole-in-one.
The leprechaun springs into view and congratulates him. The leprechaun says, "For this hole-in-one, I will grant ye' one wish."
The Irishman replies,
"Can ye' make me legs a wee bit longer."
The leprechaun says, "For this hole-in-one, I will grant ye' one wish." The Irishman replies, "Can ye' make me pecker a wee bit longer."
"Done" says the leprechaun. By the 14th hole the Murph can tell something is happening.
By 15 it is noticeably different and beginning to strain his shorts. By 16 it is now becoming uncomfortable By 17 it now hangs just below the leg of his shorts.
By 18 it is now dragging on the ground.
After completing his round the Irishman drags himself to the pro shop. He explains what has happened to the golf pro and asks what can be done.
The golf pro tells him he must make another hole-in-one on 13 to get the leprechaun back.
The Irishman takes 2 buckets of range balls to 13 and begins hitting. After nearly both buckets are gone he finally makes another hole-in-one.
The leprechaun springs into view and congratulates him. The leprechaun says, "For this hole-in-one, I will grant ye' one wish."
The Irishman replies,
"Can ye' make me legs a wee bit longer."
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