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motorgod

And now..let me introduce the one and only....MOTO
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Back in September I fell victim to a clever scam while out shopping. Simply going out to get supplies has turned out to be quite traumatic.

Don't be naive enough to think it couldn't happen to you.

Here's how the scam works: Two seriously good-looking 18 or 19-year-old girls come over to your car as you are packing your shopping items into the trunk. They both start wiping your windshield with a rag and Windex, with their breasts almost falling out of their skimpy T-shirts. It is impossible not to look.

When you thank them and offer them a tip, they say "No" and instead ask you for a ride to another Home Depot. You agree and they get in the back seat.

On the way, they start having *** with each other. Then one of them climbs over into the front seat and performs oral *** on you, while the other one steals your wallet.

I had my wallet stolen September 4, 9, 10, twice on the 15th,

17, 20; October 8, 16, 22, and 28; Five times in November and three times just yesterday, and very likely again this upcoming weekend as soon as I can buy some more wallets.

I am still investigating this.

 
Golly! Thanks for the warning, I'll head right down to Home Depot and let you know if I find 'em. Always ready to help a bro in need that's my motto!

 
I'm thinking citizens arrest, and motorgod can come a get them, oh sometime, whenever, one of those days when he has nothing better to do. Just happy to do my duty as a good citizens, help out the boys in blue. :blink:

 
I've prolly got about 6 or 7 wallets in the lost & found where I work.....that's a lot of freebies!! :clapping: :yahoo:

I've got a Lowe's about a mile away from Home Depot, think I might find some window washers over there?

 
HA No women do that at the Home Depot near me. Time to move I guess. After I buy more wallets that is.

Tom

 
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