HONEST , It wasn't me

[huron52]

(NORFOLK COUNTY, ON.) - Norfolk County OPP is currently investigating the theft of an 8 foot fibreglass chicken from a Brantford Road, Windham Township, Norfolk County address.

Sometime between the evening hours of Thursday March 1st, 2012 and the early morning hours of Friday March 2nd, 2012 unknowns attended the area chicken farm and removed the decorative chicken from the property leaving behind its legs.

The chicken is described as 8 feet tall, white and yellow with a red comb and is valued at $3,000.00.

Anyone with information regarding this incident should immediately contact the Ontario Provincial Police

 

[Bungie]

It's okay, I know your a leg man, you would've never left them behind.

Now Rob on the other other hand....

 

[beemerdons]

It's okay, I know your a leg man, you would've never left them behind.

Now Rob on the other other hand....

Funny you guys should be mentioning this, I know un hombre in Zetas Cartel in Sinaloa, MEX who has a big white chicken for sale. Here's what it looks like! jes' sayin'!

 

[BikerGeek99]

Good thing Tom wasn't around this one...

 

[Intech]

It's okay, I know your a leg man, you would've never left them behind.

Now Rob on the other other hand....

We all know it is Tom. At least he went for a female this time. He left the legs behind so she can't run away from him.

 

[wheatonFJR]

(NORFOLK COUNTY, ON.) - Norfolk County OPP is currently investigating the theft of an 8 foot fibreglass chicken from a Brantford Road, Windham Township, Norfolk County address.

Sometime between the evening hours of Thursday March 1st, 2012 and the early morning hours of Friday March 2nd, 2012 unknowns attended the area chicken farm and removed the decorative chicken from the property leaving behind its legs.

The chicken is described as 8 feet tall, white and yellow with a red comb and is valued at $3,000.00.

Anyone with information regarding this incident should immediately contact the Ontario Provincial Police

Well, we know it wasn't Tom. According to pictures documented here of his wanderings, he only goes for big black cocks.

Not the white and yellow hens.

 

[wfooshee]

8 feet with the legs or without??? I mean, I'd hate to falsely accuse someone if it was the wrong chicken in their yard.

 

[fjrob1300]

No comment....

 

[Mike-H]

Apparently the chicken was found (minus legs) in some guys backyard today.....just can't remember if it was Milton or Brampton ......so where did you dump it Tom? :dntknw:

 

[HotRodZilla]

"Hey girls...Check out my truck. I have a HUGE ****."

What kind of *******?????????

 

[wheatonFJR]

Apparently the chicken was found (minus legs) in some guys backyard today.....just can't remember if it was Milton or Brampton ......so where did you dump it Tom? :dntknw:

Are you telling me that Tom has a legless **** running around his place? WTF?

 

[yamafitter]

Apparently the chicken was found (minus legs) in some guys backyard today.....just can't remember if it was Milton or Brampton ......so where did you dump it Tom? :dntknw:

I would just point out that Brampton is about halfway between Norfolk County & Lindsay. jus sayin'. <_<

 

[airboss]

Jeez! What a bunch of chicken pluckers.

 

[Bungie]

Apparently the chicken was found (minus legs) in some guys backyard today.....just can't remember if it was Milton or Brampton ......so where did you dump it Tom? :dntknw:

I would just point out that Brampton is about halfway between Norfolk County & Lindsay. jus sayin'. <_<

<taps the side of his nose and nods>

 

[huron52]

Update: Stolen Chicken Located

Date: 2012-03-07 06:30:06

By: OPP

(NORFOLK COUNTY, ON.) - The Ontario Provincial Police (OPP), Norfolk County detachment has now received confirmation that the 8 foot fibreglass chicken stolen from a Brantford Road, Windham Township, Norfolk County address has been located.

On Tuesday March 6th, 2011 at approximately 8:00 pm Norfolk County OPP was notified by Halton Regional Police that the stolen chicken has been located at a Milton, ON address. A person is facing a charge of Possession of Stolen Property.

The chicken’s owner has been notified of the recovery and will be making arrangements to have it returned home.

Sometime between the evening hours of Thursday March 1st, 2012 and the early morning hours of Friday March 2nd, 2012 suspect(s) attended the area chicken farm and removed the ornamental chicken from the property leaving behind its legs.

The chicken is 8 feet tall, white and yellow with a red comb and is valued at $3,000.00.

The Dierick family and Norfolk County OPP would like thank everyone for their assistance in the recovery of the ornamental chicken. “This chicken has a lot of sentimental value to our family and we are very appreciative to have it returned.” comments Frank Dierick.

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I really like the last line..... sentimental valve.... ahhhhhhhh :blink:

 

[Bungie]

Milton huh? Lets see now.. who do we know in Milton?

 

[yamafitter]

Milton huh? Lets see now.. who do we know in Milton?

I was at Ray's place just outside Milton and was watching the Vancouver hockey game. The last thing I remember was thinking about a chicken dinner and starting a riot.

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[Bungie]

Milton huh? Lets see now.. who do we know in Milton?

I was at Ray's place just outside Milton and was watching the Vancouver hockey game. The last thing I remember was thinking about a chicken dinner and starting a riot.

HAHAHA! Sorry, it's a Cdn joke.

It's always the guys you expect least. "He was a quiet man, never bothered anybody"

Then one day they take a chainsaw to a poor defenseless 8' chicken.

( ^^^^ This would make a great forum quote!)

Come to think of it, your pretty quiet yourself. You like shaving donkey's or something?

 

[yamafitter]

Then one day they take a chainsaw to a poor defenseless 8' chicken.

( ^^^^ This would make a great forum quote!)

Come to think of it, your pretty quiet yourself. You like shaving donkey's or something?

How did you know I own a chainsaw???

After watching Don abuse burros during our trip to Mexico I have no desire to shave hairy animals.