Yahweh, Of course!Though I agree, I must ask which God you are referring too?hey, Since the gloves are off for today, Post all your beliefs here!
I believe in God.
God is Good
God love me
I better stop there!
Shalom!
How about a Religion or Anti-Religion Thread?
- Thread starter GalaxyBlue
- Start date
Help Support Yamaha FJR Motorcycle Forum:
Shalom!
BobG
Well-known member
Why the pics of Moe, Larry, Curley and Shemp?
ionbeam
2 FUN
Well, today is a good day to discuss the Omnipotent Being’s awesome sense of humor.
Some time between 6,000 years ago and 10,000 years ago the Omnipotent One created everything in 7 days of inspired creativity. There are a lot of the fun things that really show The One's sense of humor that are inserted into this creativity.
One is they very clever way that the Being put all those big ol’ dinosaur bones deep in the rocks just to mess with us. It was also nice touch to put tropical plant imprints in the rocks at the South Pole. The sea shell imprints in the rocks at the top of Mt. Everest was another cool way to tease us. It’s a riot the way the universe is set up to deliver light to us that appears to have been traveling for 12 billion years when in fact it has taken less than 10,000 years, nice trick! I’m pretty sure this wasn’t done using a ‘magician’s thumb’. There are lots more of these little jokes floating around, this is just a few of the common ones.
Some time between 6,000 years ago and 10,000 years ago the Omnipotent One created everything in 7 days of inspired creativity. There are a lot of the fun things that really show The One's sense of humor that are inserted into this creativity.
One is they very clever way that the Being put all those big ol’ dinosaur bones deep in the rocks just to mess with us. It was also nice touch to put tropical plant imprints in the rocks at the South Pole. The sea shell imprints in the rocks at the top of Mt. Everest was another cool way to tease us. It’s a riot the way the universe is set up to deliver light to us that appears to have been traveling for 12 billion years when in fact it has taken less than 10,000 years, nice trick! I’m pretty sure this wasn’t done using a ‘magician’s thumb’. There are lots more of these little jokes floating around, this is just a few of the common ones.
Last edited by a moderator:
Hey, Ion. 'Bout time you used a picture of yourself in your avatar. Nice new laptop.
Although I'm pretty sure omnipotent beings have little use for books and language themselves, I think it was all a plant. Yeah, those omnipotents do have a sense of humor. About 2000 years ago they put a bunch of these books loaded with disinformation in the bedside tables in hotel rooms, and well... a few people read them. You know, like when they didn't have a recent copy of People magazine, or Playboy to peruse. Then it all caught on, and people formed these clubs to talk about what these planted books said.
But the books were not the same. Oh no. No some of the books had different stories. So naturally, the clubs that formed were different depending on which book the members had read. The club that had read one book decided that all the people that had read and believed the other books were just stupid and useless, so of course they hated them.
Then later they started killing each other, because they believed in different stories. Of course each of the stories claims that life itself is the most sacred thing of all. But that obviously doesn't matter when someone is reading a different book.
Yeah, those omnipotents... their real jokers. Heh. The jokes on us.
See the problem with that thinking is that your first sentence (bolded) comes from books we believe were written by people.
Although I'm pretty sure omnipotent beings have little use for books and language themselves, I think it was all a plant. Yeah, those omnipotents do have a sense of humor. About 2000 years ago they put a bunch of these books loaded with disinformation in the bedside tables in hotel rooms, and well... a few people read them. You know, like when they didn't have a recent copy of People magazine, or Playboy to peruse. Then it all caught on, and people formed these clubs to talk about what these planted books said.
But the books were not the same. Oh no. No some of the books had different stories. So naturally, the clubs that formed were different depending on which book the members had read. The club that had read one book decided that all the people that had read and believed the other books were just stupid and useless, so of course they hated them.
Then later they started killing each other, because they believed in different stories. Of course each of the stories claims that life itself is the most sacred thing of all. But that obviously doesn't matter when someone is reading a different book.
Yeah, those omnipotents... their real jokers. Heh. The jokes on us.
Last edited by a moderator:
LDRydr
A Homeless Nomad
keithaba
Well-known member
Warchild
Benevolent Dictator
There are really only a small handful of Gods to choose from......
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
Satriani is God......
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
Clapton is God......
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
Stevie Ray Vaughan is God......
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
Steve Via is God......
There are several more.... Eddie Van Halen, Kirk Hamment, Slash, etc, etc, etc.....
Now you know who God is......
Pssst!!!
Ron, you should probably edit your sig line.
If that blowhard Warchild catches wind of you using his he'll be pissed.
Ron, you should probably edit your sig line.
If that blowhard Warchild catches wind of you using his he'll be pissed.
Last edited by a moderator:
GalaxyBlue
Well-known member
GunMD
Well-known member
Ion and Fred W....that's some FUNNY shit right there.
Thanks for sharing.
Thanks for sharing.
GalaxyBlue
Well-known member
Ok.... I am a closet worshiper to te Great Guitar Gods also!!! Including one of our very own, Slap n Pop!!! oh... I mean John McCain! :lol2:There are really only a small handful of Gods to choose from......
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
Satriani is God......
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
Clapton is God......
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
Stevie Ray Vaughan is God......
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
Steve Via is God......
There are several more.... Eddie Van Halen, Kirk Hamment, Slash, etc, etc, etc.....
Now you know who God is......
SockMonkey
Makin' Some Noise
May you all be touched by his noodily appendage. The Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster has a stripper factory and a beer volcano!
Jinx SockMonkey. And Ramen!
Jinx SockMonkey.
And Ramen!
Last edited by a moderator:
Randy
Well-known member
protondecay123
No Delusions of Significance
GalaxyBlue
Well-known member
Toecutter
What would DoG do?
Love is God. Word.
sonicspeed
Tennessee Volunteer
The difference between a Methodist and a Baptist?
a Baptist will not wave to you when you see them at the liquor store
a Baptist will not wave to you when you see them at the liquor store
Warchild
Benevolent Dictator
Actually, I think I see him in your avatar! :blink:
Or maybe your avatar is what you see after doing up the microdots! :lol:
