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A dentist noticed that his next patient, an elderly lady, was
looking very nervous so he decided to tell her a little joke as he put
on his gloves.
"Do you know how they make these gloves?" he asked.
"No, I don't" she replied
Well," he spoofed, "there's a building in China with a big tank of
latex and workers of all hand sizes walk up to the tank, dip in their
hands, let them dry, then peel off the gloves and throw them into boxes
of the right size."
She didn't crack a smile.
"Oh, well. I tried," he thought. But five minutes later, during
a delicate portion of the dental procedure, she burst out
laughing.
"What's so funny?" he asked.
I was just picturing how condoms are made!" she said.
looking very nervous so he decided to tell her a little joke as he put
on his gloves.
"Do you know how they make these gloves?" he asked.
"No, I don't" she replied
Well," he spoofed, "there's a building in China with a big tank of
latex and workers of all hand sizes walk up to the tank, dip in their
hands, let them dry, then peel off the gloves and throw them into boxes
of the right size."
She didn't crack a smile.
"Oh, well. I tried," he thought. But five minutes later, during
a delicate portion of the dental procedure, she burst out
laughing.
"What's so funny?" he asked.
I was just picturing how condoms are made!" she said.
