Fencer
Why yes, I am a Smart ASS
A woman was in a coma, she had been in it for months.
Nurses were in her room giving her a sponge bath. One
of them was washing her private area and noticed that
there was a slight response on the monitor when she
touched her. They tried it again and sure enough there
was a small, recognizable movement
They went to her husband and explained what happened,
telling him, "As crazy as this sounds, maybe a little
oral sex will do the trick and bring her out of the
coma."
The husband was skeptical, but they assured him that they'd
close the curtains for privacy. The husband finally
agreed and went into his wife's room.
After a few minutes the woman's monitor flat lined, no
pulse, no heart rate. The nurses run back into the
room. "What happened!?" they cried.
The husband said, "I'm not sure, maybe she choked".
Nurses were in her room giving her a sponge bath. One
of them was washing her private area and noticed that
there was a slight response on the monitor when she
touched her. They tried it again and sure enough there
was a small, recognizable movement
They went to her husband and explained what happened,
telling him, "As crazy as this sounds, maybe a little
oral sex will do the trick and bring her out of the
coma."
The husband was skeptical, but they assured him that they'd
close the curtains for privacy. The husband finally
agreed and went into his wife's room.
After a few minutes the woman's monitor flat lined, no
pulse, no heart rate. The nurses run back into the
room. "What happened!?" they cried.
The husband said, "I'm not sure, maybe she choked".
