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How to wash a Gen-I FJR
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<blockquote data-quote="HaulinAshe" data-source="post: 828763" data-attributes="member: 1875"><p>The first attempt to wash the possessed beast resulted in cleaner running down the windshield and forming "666" on the surface. Eerie growls emanated from underneath the tank and REDRUM appeared across the tank. So here was the solution...</p><p></p><p>1. Park the beast between a Suzuki SUV and trashcan heavily loaded with extraneous wiring and electrical (ask Grumpy).</p><p></p><p>2. Secure the beast to said SUV with steel cable. Secure the tail to the trash can with good rope.</p><p></p><p>3. Throw a blinder over its face to keep it from doing the death roll.</p><p></p><p>4. Locate a totally insane Indiana Jones type idiot to sneak up from behind with hose and SimpleGreen in hand.</p><p></p><p>Damn silver bikes hate washing worse than any 7-year old kid I know. Soap steams away like Holy Water on Linda Blair!</p><p></p><p> <img src="data:image/gif;base64,R0lGODlhAQABAIAAAAAAAP///yH5BAEAAAAALAAAAAABAAEAAAIBRAA7" class="smilie smilie--sprite smilie--sprite8" alt=":D" title="Big grin :D" loading="lazy" data-shortname=":D" /> </p><p></p><p><img src="https://i64.photobucket.com/albums/h200/jeffashe/Misc/CleaningGen1.jpg" alt="" class="fr-fic fr-dii fr-draggable " style="" /></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="HaulinAshe, post: 828763, member: 1875"] The first attempt to wash the possessed beast resulted in cleaner running down the windshield and forming "666" on the surface. Eerie growls emanated from underneath the tank and REDRUM appeared across the tank. So here was the solution... 1. Park the beast between a Suzuki SUV and trashcan heavily loaded with extraneous wiring and electrical (ask Grumpy). 2. Secure the beast to said SUV with steel cable. Secure the tail to the trash can with good rope. 3. Throw a blinder over its face to keep it from doing the death roll. 4. Locate a totally insane Indiana Jones type idiot to sneak up from behind with hose and SimpleGreen in hand. Damn silver bikes hate washing worse than any 7-year old kid I know. Soap steams away like Holy Water on Linda Blair! :D [IMG]https://i64.photobucket.com/albums/h200/jeffashe/Misc/CleaningGen1.jpg[/IMG] [/QUOTE]
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