fossilrider
Well-known member
It was entertainment night at the Senior Centre and the Amazing Claude
was topping the bill. People came from miles around to see the famed
hypnotist do his stuff.
As Claude went to the front of the meeting room, he announced,
"Unlike most hypnotists who invite two or three people up here to be
put into a trance, I intend to hypnotize each and every member
of the audience."
The excitement was almost electric as Claude withdrew a beautiful
antique pocket watch from his coat. "I want you each to keep your eye
on this antique watch. It's a very special watch. It's been in my
family for six generations."
H e began to swing the watch gently back and forth while>quietly
chanting,
"Watch the watch watch the watch, watch the watch..."
The old fogies became mesmerized as the watch swayed back and forth
,light gleaming off its polished surface. Hundreds of
pairs of
eyes followed the swaying watch, until, suddenly, it slipped from the
hypnotist's>fingers>and fell to the floor, breaking into a hundred
pieces.
"****" said the Hypnotist.
It took three days to clean up the senior center.
was topping the bill. People came from miles around to see the famed
hypnotist do his stuff.
As Claude went to the front of the meeting room, he announced,
"Unlike most hypnotists who invite two or three people up here to be
put into a trance, I intend to hypnotize each and every member
of the audience."
The excitement was almost electric as Claude withdrew a beautiful
antique pocket watch from his coat. "I want you each to keep your eye
on this antique watch. It's a very special watch. It's been in my
family for six generations."
H e began to swing the watch gently back and forth while>quietly
chanting,
"Watch the watch watch the watch, watch the watch..."
The old fogies became mesmerized as the watch swayed back and forth
,light gleaming off its polished surface. Hundreds of
pairs of
eyes followed the swaying watch, until, suddenly, it slipped from the
hypnotist's>fingers>and fell to the floor, breaking into a hundred
pieces.
"****" said the Hypnotist.
It took three days to clean up the senior center.
