beemerdons
Certifiable Old Fart
Two Irish lads were sitting around talking one afternoon over a Guinness after getting off work at the local coal mine.
After a while the 1st Mic says to the 2nd, "If I was to sneak over to your
cottage Saturday and make love to your wife while you was off playing darts and
she got pregnant and had a baby, would that make us kin?"
The 2nd Mic crooked his head sideways for a minute, scratched his head, and
squinted his eyes thinking real hard about the question. Finally, he says,
"Well, I don't know about kin, but it would make us even!"
After a while the 1st Mic says to the 2nd, "If I was to sneak over to your
cottage Saturday and make love to your wife while you was off playing darts and
she got pregnant and had a baby, would that make us kin?"
The 2nd Mic crooked his head sideways for a minute, scratched his head, and
squinted his eyes thinking real hard about the question. Finally, he says,
"Well, I don't know about kin, but it would make us even!"