I have VCS - Vehicular Confusion Syndrome

[CRMH Eagle]

I need help my fellow FJR buddies. After weeks of witnessing the symptoms and refusing to seek help I must now face reality and admit my problem.

I have vehicular confusion syndrom, or vcs.

* The moment I get on my bike my left arm reaches across my chest looking for a seatbelt to pull.

* When I get into my 4Runner I look for my helmet.

* The other day while riding the bike the outside air had some bad smells so I reached to the dash looking to turn off the outside air button.

* I was driving my 4runner and after making a turn my left thumb was probing the turn signal to cancel the turn lights.

* Sometimes when exit into a gas station on my bike I pull-up to a pump so it's on the left side... since that's the side where my 4Runner's fuel door is.

I need help. Really. :blink: I'm not making this up. Maybe it's the altitude here in Colorado. Maybe I work too much.

 

[sin_loki]

stop smoking the wacky tobaci :drag:

that might help a lot

or one week 4-runner next week FJR

 

[Silent]

Your cure is a simple one. Sell the 4runner B)

 

[motorcycle-ed]

You need to quit driving that damned car and the problem will quickly clear up.

LOL :yahoo:

 

[HotRodZilla]

You need to quit driving that damned car while drunk and the problem will quickly clear up.LOL :yahoo:

There...fixed it for ya.

 

[krashdragon]

I need help my fellow FJR buddies. After weeks of witnessing the symptoms and refusing to seek help I must now face reality and admit my problem.
I have vehicular confusion syndrom, or vcs.

* The moment I get on my bike my left arm reaches across my chest looking for a seatbelt to pull.

* When I get into my 4Runner I look for my helmet.

* The other day while riding the bike the outside air had some bad smells so I reached to the dash looking to turn off the outside air button.

* I was driving my 4runner and after making a turn my left thumb was probing the turn signal to cancel the turn lights.

* Sometimes when exit into a gas station on my bike I pull-up to a pump so it's on the left side... since that's the side where my 4Runner's fuel door is.

I need help. Really. :blink: I'm not making this up. Maybe it's the altitude here in Colorado. Maybe I work too much.

And your point is?

At least you're not mashing the floorboards looking for the clutch pedal...<BG>

Oh right.... you're 4Runner is an auto...<LOL>

mary

PS...Don't feel alone... I drove my old RV from Ohio to Texas last summer... then for the next week I kept trying to shift the gears in my Jeep from the column instead of the console.... oh well.. it's just a figment of old age!

 

[Powerman]

My buddy almost always drives his ZX14 because his truck gets such bad mileage.

He bought a Honda S2000, and we went for a ride. In the twisties he started leaning, I had to bust his chops.

 

[McDee]

* Sometimes when exit into a gas station on my bike I pull-up to a pump so it's on the left side... since that's the side where my 4Runner's fuel door is.

Now that you mention it, I've been doing the same thing. Never occurred to me before.

 

[madmike2]

You need to spend more time on the bike.

 

[slapnpop]

I wear a helmet in the car.

It has less to do with what vehicle I'm in, and more to do with the other drivers.

 

[dbx]

I wear a helmet in the car.
It has less to do with what vehicle I'm in, and more to do with the other drivers.

Helmet and condom for me at all times. You just never know...

dbx

 

[Knifemaker]

Don't feel bad, you are not alone, I have VCS too.

I have jammed my finger on my left hand while in my car...trying to shoot my left arm out the window to "wave" at an oncoming bike.

KM

 

[CRMH Eagle]

Wow, all these responses are making me laugh!!! :lol: This is too funny....

 

[krashdragon]

Don't feel bad, you are not alone, I have VCS too.
I have jammed my finger on my left hand while in my car...trying to shoot my left arm out the window to "wave" at an oncoming bike.

KM

It works if the a/c is off and the window is down...<BG>

mary