Mizz Bustanut
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As the thread goes on - NWS!!!!
Had to share this one with ya's. Had I not known better, I would have thought this was Bust's mom that wrote this one.
Here goes . . .
Have you ever asked your child a question too many times?
My 3 yr old son had a lot of problems with potty training and I was on him constantly. One day we stopped at Taco Bell for a quick lunch, in between errands. It was very busy, with a full dining room. While enjoying my taco, I smelled something funny. So, of course I checked my 7 mo. old daughter, she was clean.
Then I realized, my son had not asked to go to potty in a while. I asked him if he needed to go, he said "No" I kept thinking "Oh Lord, that child has had an accident and I don't have any clothes with me." Then I said, "Son, are you SURE you didn't have an accident?"
"No," he replied. I just knew that he must have had an accident, because the smell was getting worse. Sooooo, I asked one more time, "Son, did you have an accident?"
This time, he . . . . .
jumped up, yanked down his pants, bent over, spread his cheeks and yelled "SEE MOM, IT'S JUST FARTS!!"
While 30 people nearly choked to death on their food laughing, he calmly pulled up his pants and sat down. An older couple made me feel better, Thanking me for the best laugh they'd ever had! :blush:
Had to share this one with ya's. Had I not known better, I would have thought this was Bust's mom that wrote this one.
Here goes . . .
Have you ever asked your child a question too many times?
My 3 yr old son had a lot of problems with potty training and I was on him constantly. One day we stopped at Taco Bell for a quick lunch, in between errands. It was very busy, with a full dining room. While enjoying my taco, I smelled something funny. So, of course I checked my 7 mo. old daughter, she was clean.
Then I realized, my son had not asked to go to potty in a while. I asked him if he needed to go, he said "No" I kept thinking "Oh Lord, that child has had an accident and I don't have any clothes with me." Then I said, "Son, are you SURE you didn't have an accident?"
"No," he replied. I just knew that he must have had an accident, because the smell was getting worse. Sooooo, I asked one more time, "Son, did you have an accident?"
This time, he . . . . .
jumped up, yanked down his pants, bent over, spread his cheeks and yelled "SEE MOM, IT'S JUST FARTS!!"
While 30 people nearly choked to death on their food laughing, he calmly pulled up his pants and sat down. An older couple made me feel better, Thanking me for the best laugh they'd ever had! :blush:
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