If Stanley Was a Priest

[HotRodZilla]

Yet another one emailed to me. Made me think of Beemerdons. He would have been all over this joke:

An attractive young woman on a flight from Ireland asked the priest beside her, 'Father, may I ask a favor?'

'Of course child. What can I do for you?'

'Well, I bought my mother an expensive hair dryer for her birthday. It is unopened but well over the customs limits

and I'm afraid they'll confiscate it. Is there any way you could carry it through customs for me? Could you possibly

hide it under your robes for me?'

'I would love to help you my dear but, I must warn you, I will not tell a lie.'

'With your honest face, Father, I'm sure that no one will question you.'

When they got to customs, she let the priest go first.

The official asked, 'Father, do you have anything to declare?'

'From the top of my head down to my waist I have nothing to declare.'

The official thought this answer a little strange, so he asked, 'And what do you have to declare from your waist to the floor?'

'I have a marvelous instrument that has been designed for use on women, but which, to date, remains unused.'

Roaring with laughter, the official said, 'Go ahead, Father. Next please!

 

[wheatonFJR]

Good one. I can hear Don's voice telling that one.

 

[Old Michael]

I thought Don WAS a Jesuit.

No?

 

[Tyler]

I thought Don WAS a Jesuit.No?

Close... but no cigar.

Nice new avatar. :lol:

 

[SacramentoMike]

I liked it better when he used somebody else's photo.

 

[CAJW]

I liked it better when he used somebody else's photo.

Mike, You should at least complement him on the work his new dentist has done.